This is the secret to never getting beaten by a pitcher again

Feb 2017 ⋅ ⋅

DOGBERG WITH THE SPEAR FROM THE TOP ROPE! Please someone just end this match, Dogberg has forgotten his humanity tonight!

Feb 2017 ⋅

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People like this in HTH are the real heroes. After studying for 10 hours straight and having time for only one game to de-stress, this amazing angel I played a game with deserves a shoutout.

Dec 2016 ⋅

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This is a chart of all relief pitcher's Win Probability Added since the stat started being calculated in 1974--one of the best visualizations of Mariano Rivera's dominance for anyone who needs a reminder of how amazing he was.

Jan 2017 ⋅

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My dog Walter has been rooting hard for the Nationals, but told me he's sad because he doesn't have a computer and can't post in /r/Nationals to share his excitement. I told him not to worry, I'll make a post introducing him. This was Walter's face when he found out the Nationals won 8-3 yesterday!

Oct 2016 ⋅

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How quickly things change... check out this poster from Nats Park in 2014 celebrating our bullpen

Jan 2017 ⋅

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Prior to Bryce Harper's 2016 shitty season, he sought out Jonathan Papelbon in the offseason for help with his clubhouse leadership. -- “It was huge for me. All I have right now is just for him. He’s a great man.”

Nov 2016 ⋅

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6 Americans die every year from foreign born terrorists. Thank you to those 6 memers because without you we would have no idea where to spend our money and would do something retard like save thousands of lives with universal health care

Mar 2017 ⋅

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27 up, 27 down--but not a no-hitter because the backup catcher got a groundball hit in the 9th inning before getting out on a double play. OOTP can be a cruel game!

Jan 2017 ⋅

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Beautiful up close picture of Babe Ruth, age 20, during his rookie season in 1915

Feb 2017 ⋅

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I will fly the rebel flag of traitors who rebelled against the USA so they could keep their slaves because I am a patriotic American in 2017. Thank you for respecting my heritage.

May 2017 ⋅

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Holy crap... the opposing team just scored against me with a STRAIGHT STEAL OF HOME!

Jan 2017 ⋅

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If Charles Manson turns out to be prophetic and there is a race war, it won't be fought with guns and violence. it will be fought on reddit.com.

Apr 2017 ⋅

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This is the image the unclassy and RBI-loving mods do NOT want you to see! Click to view it quickly before the mods remove it!

Oct 2016 ⋅

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why does no one ever click on my links, le sad bane says, looking down at his cum stained picture of taylor swift. you're the only one that understands me, he sighs

Apr 2017 ⋅

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i resent my parents every day for not making me a 7 foot tall insanely athletic black man so i could have tried to make the nba. however i haven't done anything with the advantages i do have so i'm not sure i would have been a good basketball player anyway.

Apr 2017 ⋅

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being religious seems objectively better. sense of community, your loved ones are still with you after death, a wider dating pool (can't date some qt's if not their religion). the only benefit of being atheist is watching fat guys make youtube videos destroying religious arguments. ugh.

Apr 2017 ⋅

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[OC] [Analysis] Using Bayesian Interference and clustering analysis in SAS Enterprise Miner to analyze the batted ball data of all NL hitters in 2016 and determine the early frontrunner for the 2017 MVP based on the 14 variables currently tracked by Statcast

Jan 2017 ⋅

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i know a guy who feels very strongly that the age of consent is too high by 3 or 4 years. it's the #1 social issue he thinks is wrong with this country. i have a sister in that age range, wat do

Apr 2017 ⋅

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2016 Un-Pitching Awards

Nov 2016 ⋅

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> people doing things and enjoying things unironically > my sides > asking them if they know just how fucking uncool they look

May 2017 ⋅

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I don't know why I even bother replying to roster advice threads anymore.

Dec 2016 ⋅

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Someone was SO SALTY after I beat them last game. Check out these legit messages they sent me. Aren't I the coolest?

Nov 2016 ⋅

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both political parties are the exactly the same, there is no point in voting. literally no difference in policies, history, demographics, etc. they are both literally identical in every single way and you are a re-tard if you vote for one or the other.

Apr 2017 ⋅

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Ryan Zimmerman hits for the cycle... in only the 7th major league start of his career! Seeing new pieces of baseball history like this is what makes doing historical teams (I'm starting in 2005 with the Nationals, which is the year they moved to DC) so rewarding.

Nov 2016 ⋅

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