Week 2 of dating myself. I'm the best partner I've ever had because I always buy my favorite3yr ⋅ SpiteTomatoes ⋅ r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Hope this is allowed. I was planning to get a kitten and call them Kirk but ended up falling in love with this girl named Greta Garbo. I call her Gigi, so I still get my Gilmore reference2yr ⋅ SpiteTomatoes ⋅ r/GilmoreGirls
I don't take too kindly to MLMs preying in my school's version of LinkedIn2yr ⋅ SpiteTomatoes ⋅ r/antiMLM
“We had to raise menu prices because we have to pay people more.” Me, still making $4.60/hr:2yr ⋅ SpiteTomatoes ⋅ r/Serverlife
The comments are interesting... Apparently Farrah’s album is ‘avant garde’6mo ⋅ SpiteTomatoes ⋅ r/teenmom