Budget brands keep the wheels turning. Mellow Corn is the budgetty of the brands.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
People are so brave for standing up and saying they don't like a 14$ whiskey. I count my blessings for their opinions.2yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
When you open up a subreddit to reviews of over hyper bourbon.2yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
When you tell her about your Yellow New Deal that it's more eco-friendly to make corn into whiskey instead of fuel.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
We won't stand for this injustice. All HH products deserve equal marketing ✊3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
One of my favorite things about mellow corn is that it's not pretentious enough for taters.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
I have a sneaking suspicion there are taters among us. No way to tell who you can safely talk about corn with anymore.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Wasn't on at all last night and came back to this. Why did it all have to happen so fast? Who is making the funeral arrangements? So many unanswered questions.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
They never told us how much it WOULD cost to make it worth their while.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
The evolution of somebody who learns about bourbon from *certain* Reddit subs and then becomes snobby.2yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
When it's April 2nd and the sub is still blantonized and you wonder if this is your life now.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
When somebody on a forum needs to explain how mellow corn is a waste of money but Blandtons, pappy or any other allocated BS isn't.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
When somebody asks me why I don't care to try the new flavor of the year Buffalo Trace allocation. What'll it be once everybody is tired of Blandtons?3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
When you want your just okay whiskey to be talked about online so you just make it hard to find.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
BP Heaven Hill products have been getting love in the news and reviews, they need to expand on them starting with Mellowcorn3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Can't wait till I'm an experienced whiskey drinker and can gate keep.4yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
On one hand it's cheap and delicious, on the other hand, the color is suspicious.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Imagine if we went into everyone's reviews and let them know what we think of their overpriced shit.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Dont even act like youre a Mellow Corn fan if you dont use the official corks.4yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
I was mad to hear that somebody I recommended MC to was talked out of it by the Total Wine expert3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
HH: We have old barrels of Mellow Corn but we're worried people wont be willing to pay the price, what is it worth to you?3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
When my significant other asks what I want to do with our Saturday night off.4yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Repost but this time without the name. If your local major chains doesn't stock it close to you, ask. This lovely person set it up and ordered it with just a sincere request. Shout out to specs4yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Don't worry boys, till heaven hill comes to their senses there is a single barrel, barrel proof corn whiskey.3yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/MellowCorn
Anyone get around to this one yet? I'll let everyone know how good it is when I get home tonight.4yr ⋅ Somethingclever22296 ⋅ r/WhiskyDFW