Sounds great dear, but i am worried we may be considering different destinations for that polished stick.2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
A chain wave of stress killed all of my bastards brothers and sisters3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Here's a real pro tip: If your wife wants to name your baby daughter Ulrich, start find secrets in your court2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
You know, there is messing with someone. Then there is straight up spitting on what you are doing.2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Here's a friendly reminder: The execute prisoner button is not candy!3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I have 14 underage kids. Is it really necessary to invite them 1 by 1 to a party?2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I can't, for the life of me, figure out why my wife hates me so. She is so unreasonable.2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
After hundreds of hours and clicks on the execute prisoner option, i found out what happens if you forgive a cheating spouse. It's nice.2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
You know my rose, i'm thinking we could actually settle this another way.3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Of course my liege. I'll give your wife private lessons on the subject2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My 7 year old liege managed to discover she was my daughter and decided to reveal it.3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Your wife soulmate and best friend who gave you 12 kids in 13 years deserves to be remembered3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
How much can you conquer by only seducing, killing, abducting and fabricating in one lifetime?3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Sorry sweety, but black hair and none of my traits means a one way trip to the woods3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
At this point she just said fuck it and forgave my character for everything3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Remember, if you are a prisoner in a dungeon a pet cockroach can save your life3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Now i feel like complete garbage for cheating on her with 18 different women3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My daughter and ally surrendered to some peasants without even asking for help. Hope this is fixed soon.3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
The only problem i see is that she didn't invite me for some of that action.3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I thought my son and heir was a hopeless case since he had no children with his wife....2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I don't think you need a reason not to sleep with your mother in game, but here's 4 good ones.2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My wife slept with my stepfather, after he was murdered. Isn't that necrophilia?2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
A mother murdered ( and probably ate) her own child while both were imprisoned2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I've had some stupid heirs, they try to kill me, lose their balls, get lover's pox. This guy decided to be eternally loyal to his wife.2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Ok, it's the 8th time my character suspects cheating, investigates and finds nothing. Not funny anymore3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My grandson got maimed (and died) when he was forbidden from fighting. Any ideas why?2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
So you wish your game wife would never cheat on you? Then follow these simple steps3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I shit you not, she turned celibate when i stopped being soulmates with her3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My sadistic character could not die until all his rivals were gone.3yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Nodody comes to Fika achievement by 981 (not sure what they were aiming for with this one)2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When the hell is the seductions/lovers/fertility system gonna get an overhaul?2yr ⋅ Soladir111 ⋅ r/CrusaderKings