new level unlocked: shamelessly walking through manhattan in my pajamas, clutching a 3 pack of FRERs3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Cycle 4s drafting their posts about how their disappointment is totally just as valid as the pain of someone on cycle 243yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
In the fertility clinic waiting room, wondering if any of you in here are trollers3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Preparing for my first embryo transfer after a euploid miscarriage2yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Waiting for the results of the pregnancy test I took on CD2 because what if I’m a scientific novelty?3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Out of options and riding into the sunlit Wild West of reproductive immunology2yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
“A negative test?? I’ve personally never seen one of those before, much less felt the sting of such disappointment.”3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Me as a formerly-IFI-now-actually-infertile, downvoting IFI donuts on the main sub2yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when my OBGYN refers me to an RE and says “but who knows maybe you’ll get pregnant naturally before your appointment!”3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you tell your bestie you might have to do IVF for genetic reasons and she says “tons of people do IVF, it’s not the end of the world”3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Checking your cervical position for the third time today even though you have no idea what you’re feeling for3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
CD1, calculating a fresh due date for if I conceived this month3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
At your monitoring appt the nurse says “congrats in advance” then calls back an hour later to cancel the cycle for risk of multiples3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When it’s CD1 and the nurse at your vaccine appt asks if you’re pregnant or trying to become pregnant and you say yes and she says congratulations.3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you fart and immediately worry you just killed a potential embryo3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you see someone in TFAB complaining their doctor won’t give them invasive fertility testing after 5 months of trying without charting, because woMeN DEsErve tO KnOW WhaTS GoInG oN In tHeiR BoDies regardless of strain on medical resources3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
when you’re starting IUI and it just feels like you’re burning money before inevitably doing IVF3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Age 21: humiliated to buy one single pregnancy test. Age 31:3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When I tell my mom I've been nauseous all day and she goes Well you could be pregnant!3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you tell yourself you’ll never fall for Pregmate indent lines again, only to fall for them once more the very next cycle3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
They call it an endometrial biopsy but really it’s like being stabbed in the ute with a rusty fork2yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Faking interest in my gregnant SIL’s incessant pregnancy anecdotes over dinner3yr ⋅ seau_de_beurre ⋅ r/trollingforababy