She probably ended up knitting an image of herself T-Posing to assert dominance4yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
SATs can get thee gone tbh (Wikipedia thingie link in the comment things and such)3yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
Y'all're gathered here t'day t'see this couple joined in howdy matrimony4yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
The New Drug: Saying Yeah, and? to boomers trying to start arguments3yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
Are we positive that timeline was actually darker than this one?2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
If I were a trainer I'd get alllllll up in someone's face when I win, tiptoes and everything2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
The type to scream WITNESS ME on the way out of the Denny's parking lot1yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Two guys on a site, 6 feet apart because they're not mutuals2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Tumblr has NFTs now, so I'm looking forward to seeing how they break those3yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
Should've gone into STEM (Summoning, Thaumaturgy, Evocations, Mysticism)2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Just saying, if more construction decisions were tempered by folklore things would be better2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Tumblr managing to make the site a hellsite before you've even started posting8mo ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
Hey, I did break company policy giving fire out without management approval3yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
Look in my eyes, what do you see? A giant furry chest to squeeze2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
Ecology, Vavilovian Mimicry, Lawn Maintenance and Just a Few More Pixels7mo ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/tumblr
See I've always personally felt the Duolingo Owl would be too busy guarding the Spirit Library to hunt people down for missing lessons but then I suck at multitasking so you know, not for me to judge2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr
They wanted the baby to be a secret hard mode boss of capitalism2yr ⋅ sarahtheshortiepie ⋅ r/CuratedTumblr