Barbarian: I’m so afraid of what’s about to happen, but I must see this.1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: That was rude. You going to melt those dice or just put them in timeout?1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
Lord, grant me the confidence of a boomer who missed the point...1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
“At the very least, that’s an arthritic movement penalty, right?”1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: Terry, I don’t know exactly why you’re wrong, but I feel like saying “no”.1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
He said all the words. In the right order. And still failed the test.1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
In our DM’s defense, Ted was really obnoxious and we all had a good laugh2yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
Welp, my turn undead remains useless for the foreseeable future...1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
“Note to self, reflavor enemies from cave trolls to hill giants.”1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
Homebrew monsters: because meta gaming needs to get checked once in a while.1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
Our game is 60% torturing our DM with bad puns, and 40% dealing with the consequences1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
HEY BUDDY! WANNA ZAP PEOPLE WITH DEVIL LIGHTNING ALL DAMN DAY?!?3yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
We have to stop the communists from... *checks notes* doing a bunch of stuff we already did.1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
Cleric: “you’re riding out front for the rest of the campaign.”1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
When he started singing “ooh, baby I like to gnaw”, we lost it2yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
“I mean, you should have heard the things he was calling me...”1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
For the record: Our monk is non-binary, so this tickled them something fierce2yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes
Wizard: For the record, yes, I will be handling the tax advice under the same conditions.1yr ⋅ roll4initiativefools ⋅ r/dndmemes