got tired of explaining this to everyone so I made a cartoon

Aug 2025 ⋅ ⋅

My aphant book (which you are all in) just got its first review!

Apr 2024 ⋅

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I was today years old when I finally understood the ending of the Wizard of Oz

Jun 2024 ⋅

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Halloween idea: Anyone want to go to The Wharf in a big group of people dressed as Luitenant Wharf?

Sep 2019 ⋅

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Only driven to church

Jan 2021 ⋅

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There are scratch-off bus billboards downtown, but no one has caught on yet.

Oct 2014 ⋅

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TIL: DC has been complaining about Gingko stinko since at least 1914

Nov 2015 ⋅

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Smartphone Metro kiosks in effect (almost) at Navy Yard

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Young, single, college-educated women: Apparently we should head to College Park

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Trust me Fuzz, you don't want to go out there.

Jan 2016 ⋅

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If Metro Rail had said this, I'd be more concerned...

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Do you think they'd sell these in the airport gift shop?

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Anyone know what's up with these (unrideable?) bikes with Chinese flags around Rosslyn?

Aug 2016 ⋅

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An inside view of the new Spinosaurus at National Geographic

Sep 2014 ⋅

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New smartphone gate is out from underneath wraps. Did anyone get into the pilot program?

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Is this normal? My Molly just excreted a multicolored string of poo that's longer than he is.

Jul 2014 ⋅

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