“I want to report a theft, its little Johnny Cartwright from the flats. Nail that sucker, bust his ass ! I want him doing 20 to 10 in the pen ! What do you mean no evidence ? What about the goddamn jaffa cakes, ass wipe !!”4mo ⋅ PzVITiger131 ⋅ r/eddieandrichie
“Thats lovely drink ! You know what lads, I’m very curious to find out what thus drink is called” “The name of this drink Curious Orange ? Why its called orange juice” “Ohhhhhhhh you monsters !!! The blood of my brothers !!!”2mo ⋅ PzVITiger131 ⋅ r/stewartlee