MRW my mom says the party is over and I need to give my crown back to the birthday captain at Shakey's but I don't want to go and I think I just saw Pickle Rick behind the Ms Pac-Man machine.7yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My wife went to use the bathroom after me, and then I heard her yell what the f***!? (imgur.com)8yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Has the internet rendered out proximity to art meaningless?9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
And you won't fuck around no more - with football readiness.9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Fruit Knuist made this excellent meme template and I foolishly did not use it. I worked all night on this to make it up to him.8yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
X Post From AA where they loved it and voted it to the front page11yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
At midnight I refinanced your soul from the previous debt collection agency.8yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Linus and Lucy is a popular jazz piano composition written by Vince Guaraldi, appearing in many of the Peanuts animated television specials.8yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I am posting this in the sincere effort to persuade you that Mr. Trump is not that nice of a person.8yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
That's what I heard him say, and it haunts me night and day - Roy Acuff8yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Sexual compatibility is something to consider when contemplating marrige6yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyshittyadviceani
Dad's always give better advice than ducks. LOL, don't listen to him, he is mean.10yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Sorry, I can't talk to you anymore. I am married now. Look, here comes my wife, she's coming over here now...10yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
To whom is this guy speaking. Is that important? Possibly.9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Remember when you sat down on Sunday night to watch Futurama but discovered it has been pre-empted by football?8yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
A Totally Different Film From The Assassination of Trotsky9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
She told her friends she would never be happy until someone had posted a picture of her on the internet with some out of context crude remark about how much she could fit into her vagina.9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
You are looking some quick SEX? i too, my ID: astnaana please over 21 old+9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Prank Callin' Granny Is Edgy But Not Quite As Creative As Her Contemporaries.9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
The Squid Emperor offers his blessings for a prosperous new year.11yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Dorothy Chunn notes a blaming narrative under the postfeminist moniker, where feminists are undermined for continuing to make demands for gender equality in a postfeminist society, where gender equality has (already) been achieved.9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Dear Advice Animals, want to know why I still post my artful may mays in your sub?9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
This guy needs to Brace Himself: Small Dick Jokes are Coming!9yr ⋅ puripurihakase ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals