New city, new apartment, I’m trying to play Elden Ring and they’ve been staring at me for 20 minutes.2yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/aww
In Avengers: Endgame, Steve Rogers says the iconic “Avengers, assemble.” after the Avengers have already assembled, a clever nod to the fact that many people born in 1918 are going through dementia by 2019.3yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Spider-Man: No Way Home, Spider-Man makes it home in like the first five minutes of the movie. What the fuck, Marvel?2yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In the Marvel Expanded Universe movie Dune: Part Two, Drax still doesn’t get to kill Thanos and Peter Parker leaves Mary Jane for that Russian assassin girl? I can’t follow these multiverse plotlines anymore.1mo ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
BASEkitball (1998) tells the tale of a weird and stupid made up sport that deliberately misuses elements of other sports and somehow rockets to popularity. The premise seemed silly until recent years saw the rise of Pickleball as a “legitimate” sport.8mo ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
For Harry Potter (2001-2011), Warner Brothers demanded that each child grow up over the course of the films. Aging has since been revealed to be a leading cause of death, and the process is estimated to have shortened each actor’s lifespan by about 10 years.3yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
CONTINUITY ERROR: Moon Knight (2022) features 0 Jeremy Renners and yet, due to a casting mistake, it still prominently features 2 Hawke Eyes2yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
My friend is a photographer for professional wrestling, and if this isn’t Pam Poovey cosplay, I don’t know what is.2yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/ArcherFX
According to modern science, gonorrhea developed from men having sex with cows. I’m not sure this is film related, but it is a Shitty Moo VD Tale.1yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Kevin Spacey says “it seems that Envy is my sin” in Se7en (1995), setting up one of the biggest twists in cinema history when it turns out that Lust is his sin in 20182yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
You know what? Fuck you. I don’t need two hours of commute to chill, and I won’t trade the extra time in my day working from home and cuddling my dog.1yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/WorkReform
When you only hang in the What Would I Like subreddits to talk down to people, but you still can’t resist giving recommendations1yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/iamverysmart
In the first act of Avengers: Endgame, Thanos considers that he treated Nebula too harshly, which tells the audience that he understands he’s prone to making snap judgments.3yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I’m in my 40s. I can’t believe there are people so bent out of shape by how moogles are designed in this golden age of technology when we were thrilled by the pixels given at the time. It’s not the hill to die on.3wk ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/FinalFantasy
I’ve watched “Good Grief” several times and got most of the Charlie Brown references but this one escaped me until now1yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
Maybe I’m missing something, but none of us were buying lab grown diamonds because they were more sustainable... just for a world of other reasons the diamond industry is horrific6mo ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/facepalm
I guess this would be a literal interpretation of the crappy town where he’s a hero...3mo ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/firefly
In a recent interview, Johnny Depp admitted to turning down roles in several scripts that center around terrible pandemics, including The Stand, Outbreak, and Contagion. He said he wished that he had taken those roles to learn how to achieve Heard immunity.3yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Official memo from the White House to the CDC has been released.6yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
The Wheel of Time on Amazon Prime stars Rosamund Pike as Moiraine. However, from the source material, author Robert Jordan clearly wanted Mae Whitman instead:2yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
Nothing says class like picking up a new BMW. That new car smell, the thrill of unboxing accessories, and then, dumping those boxes in the bushes of your apartment’s parking lot2yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/trashy
Some people dodge lightning bolts, and some people jump rope. I had this for the past 25 years, until now.5yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/FinalFantasy
The death of the demon in Doublemeat Palace was an historic moment: the first dick ever put on “Grinder”1yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/buffy
I would never say this to her face, but she's a wonderful person and a gifted artist.5yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Gift from the in-laws but our puppy might be eating the dead leaves and we’re worried it’s toxic to dogs1yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
This sloth from r/photoshopbattles looks a lot like the Dadaluma in Zozo in FFVI7yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/FinalFantasy
“A” for “Anything you put your mind to”, I assume. Thanks for the optimistic start, Words!6yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/wholesomememes
The way my TV cut off this movie title to make a new one I would still watch6yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I made my girlfriend start playing my favorite game. This is the first thing she did just to annoy me.9yr ⋅ optimushime ⋅ r/gaming
