Them: You're struggling to get pregnant? Have you tried having sex during your fertile days? Did you know there are apps for that? Me:3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
How it feels browsing TTC subs and seeing 'cycle 1' in everyone's flairs3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
When you realise your next period will be due on Christmas Eve and there's a teeny tiny chance of a Christmas miracle, but a much higher chance you'll spend the holidays in tears & pain3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Celebrating our cat turning 3 today then remembering this month also marks 3 years of TTC3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I tell my mother we're finally getting closer to IVF and she hits me with that Once you have an IVF baby, your body will know what to do next time!3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
85% of couples conceive within 12 months and 93% conceive within 18 months! Me at month 27 and counting:4yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Social media: Welcome back! We noticed you were logged off on Mother's Day - don't worry, here are all the pregnancy announcements you missed!3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
Waiting 4 weeks for an appointment to FINALLY discuss IVF, and learning just a few days before said appointment it can't go ahead because our GP didn't do the referral properly3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MFW I have to listen to my brother vent about how difficult his 1-year old is while he knows perfectly well my infertile ass would give anything to have that problem3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW husband says he's hoping for bad SA results this time (he was tested 2 years ago with all normal results) because at least it'd give us an explanation and something to fix3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
OMG my period is late by 2 entire days, could I be pregnant???4yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MRW I see another person on my cycle tracking app asking about gender swaying and deliberately not having sex close enough to ovulation and quite possibly missing their most important fertile days because they care so damn much about the sex of their unconceived child.4yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
You need to lie down at least 20 minutes after sex before getting up - it's what I did and got pregnant first try.4yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
MFW the OPKs are all blazing positive on cd9 when normally they turn positive around cd12-14 and I wasn't ready3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
My new skincare supplements say don't take if pregnant, so surely I'll get pregnant while taking it! Meanwhile I'm 12dpo, stark white bfn and bbt already steadily decreasing.3yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/trollingforababy
14dp5dt today - tests are: Sainsbury's brand cheapie (blue dye), FRER, Wondfo and Clearblue. Got a borderline dye stealer on today's FRER, but the Wondfo lines don't seem to be darkening at all, someone please tell me this is normal2yr ⋅ NotExpecting ⋅ r/TFABLinePorn