Post it found on my campsite. Not sure if it’s a full moon tonight. Aug 2024 ⋅ njohnivan ⋅ r/FoundPaper
My girl is better than your girl. It’s not a competition, but she would win. Fresh baked garlic cloves smashed and spread onto toasted artisan white bread. Topped with a sprinkle of Parmesan. She is totally getting made out with tonight.Oct 2021 ⋅ njohnivan ⋅ r/GarlicBreadMemes
Repost: I crossed out the phone number because I was informed people on the internet can be terrible. Let’s prove them wrong and find this dog! PM me for the number if you see Willow. Sign located on the corner of Division and 6 mile in Comstock park.Nov 2021 ⋅ njohnivan ⋅ r/grandrapids
“Hey Gar, it’s Art, I can’t make it in today, they’re making me into a statue for whacking a Nazi with my purse.”Jun 2020 ⋅ njohnivan ⋅ r/howardstern
On my way out of the hospital, after learning I don’t have cancer, saw this phone and thought you guys might like it.Nov 2018 ⋅ njohnivan ⋅ r/AccidentalWesAnderson
Friend found this at an estate sale, can’t figure out its purpose.Feb 2019 ⋅ njohnivan ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Missing for 3 days, shows up this morning and slept all day. Welcome home Rascal.Nov 2015 ⋅ njohnivan ⋅ r/aww ⋅ #3