Pretty Much

Feb 6 ⋅ ⋅

The Cover of The Onion.

Sep 2025 ⋅

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Wisdom

Sep 2025 ⋅

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Nailed It.

Feb 2025 ⋅

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Bingo.

Feb 2025 ⋅

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It's True

Apr 2025 ⋅

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The latest in scary.

Apr 2025 ⋅

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Accurate

Sep 2025 ⋅

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So True

May 2025 ⋅

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Amen

Mar 2025 ⋅

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Civility Never Worked

Mar 2025 ⋅

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It Me.

Feb 2025 ⋅

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Truly Sad.

Oct 2024 ⋅

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The latest in scary.

Apr 2025 ⋅

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How to stop gun violence

Jul 2022 ⋅

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N*zi spotted at The Phillies-Nationals game in DC yesterday

Aug 2025 ⋅

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Amen

Mar 2025 ⋅

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Kamala and staff know exactly what to say about Trump.

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Sad

Oct 2024 ⋅

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True

Mar 2025 ⋅

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I mean....

Nov 2024 ⋅

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John Oliver on Dean Cain

Aug 2025 ⋅

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The Force is with him.

Mar 2025 ⋅

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It's quite the timeline when The Onion has more honesty and journalistic integrity than just about any news source.

Sep 2025 ⋅

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Jimmy and Rosalyn volunteered for Habitat for Humanity from 1984-2020. They helped build or repair over 4000 homes

Dec 2024 ⋅

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Children are supposed to be important

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Yup

Oct 2024 ⋅

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It will be called “Con Air.”

Jan 2025 ⋅

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The Onion is correct about Gritty.

May 5 ⋅

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It will be named “Con Air”

Jan 2025 ⋅

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Wise Words from Bill Hicks

May 2025 ⋅

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I mean....

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Tom Wilson knows that he’s the heel and plays it up. Tom is in the heads of Montreal fans and their players.

Apr 2025 ⋅

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FAFO

Nov 2024 ⋅

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It’s that simple

Oct 2024 ⋅

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This is Capitalism

Dec 2024 ⋅

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It's Exhausting.

Dec 2024 ⋅

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Thanks Elon

Mar 2025 ⋅

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Nick Nemeth Has an Idea

May 12 ⋅

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Get It Done. Vote Trump Out.

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Hypocrisy

Dec 2024 ⋅

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Nailed It.

Oct 2024 ⋅

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Conservative Humor is never funny.

Oct 2024 ⋅

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This intern deserves a raise

Apr 2025 ⋅

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Boom

Jul 2024 ⋅

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The New York Times this morning. Americans, it's time. Vote!

Nov 2024 ⋅

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This is when Kamala won.

Sep 2024 ⋅

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So Many Lies.....

Dec 2024 ⋅

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I grew up 25 miles South of The Key Bridge and can't believe that it's gone.

Mar 2024 ⋅

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It's Not Difficult

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Hypocrisy

Dec 2024 ⋅

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The Ramones and The Clash, 1976

Oct 2023 ⋅

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It’s this simple

Oct 2024 ⋅

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This Tracks

Aug 2024 ⋅

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This is Correct.

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Anthony Bowens: To improve on my strength & conditioning, I’ve joined an NFL offseason training camp this week with some of football’s premiere athletes. I’m not fucking around. When my time comes, I’ll be ready.

Feb 2025 ⋅

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This is pure Capitalism

Dec 2024 ⋅

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The current cover of The New Yorker.

Mar 2025 ⋅

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It's Not Difficult

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Pretty Much

Sep 2023 ⋅

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Say It Louder!!!

Sep 2023 ⋅

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We all knew this would happen

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Rizzler With a Fan.

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Yup

Sep 2024 ⋅

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The New York Times This morning. Americans, it's time. VOTE.

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Yup

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Honesty is a rare trait.

Apr 2023 ⋅

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Matthew Sherperd was from a small town

Jul 2023 ⋅

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Justified

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Conservative Humor is never funny.

Oct 2024 ⋅

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Tim Walz is a Good Man

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Yup

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Yup

Oct 2024 ⋅

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Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter volunteered with Habitat for Humanity from 1984-2020. They built or repaired over 4000 homes

Dec 2024 ⋅

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Pretty Much

Feb 2025 ⋅

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The first victims of The Holocaust were disabled.

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Pretty Much

Sep 2023 ⋅

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Burn

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Ding. Ding. Ding.

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Say It Louder!!!

Sep 2023 ⋅

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We are strong together.

Sep 2024 ⋅

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The New Yorker is in on it.

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Sherman already tried it.

Jul 2023 ⋅

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Presented Without Comment.

Feb 2024 ⋅

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Libraries are great.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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This is My Kind of Car.

Dec 2023 ⋅

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Seriously!!

Aug 2024 ⋅

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It's Working

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Perfect.

Nov 2023 ⋅

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This was said decades ago and was correct.

Sep 2023 ⋅

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So Many Lies

Dec 2024 ⋅

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It’s time to do more.

Dec 2024 ⋅

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We are strong together.

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Trump makes the cover of The New Yorker.

May 2024 ⋅

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Yup

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Yup

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Amen.

Mar 2024 ⋅

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Levar Burton is Not Playing Around.

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Wow

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Someone Has Standards.

Sep 2023 ⋅

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Accurate

Jan 2024 ⋅

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This Tracks

Aug 2024 ⋅

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We know exactly what Jason Aldean is saying.

Jul 2023 ⋅

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What Would Wendy Say?

Oct 2024 ⋅

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Scripture Everybody!

Dec 2023 ⋅

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Do It For Cap.

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Take The Plane so Trump Can’t Flee

Mar 2024 ⋅

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Someone Has Standards.

Sep 2023 ⋅

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This is Kid Rock 20 Years Ago.

Aug 2023 ⋅

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There is No War on Christmas.

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Not All Laws are Moral

May 2024 ⋅

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Exactly!

Dec 2023 ⋅

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Uh Huh!!

Jul 2024 ⋅

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Yup.

Dec 2023 ⋅

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This is Accurate

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Pick One

Jul 2023 ⋅

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Amen.

Dec 2023 ⋅

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Yup.

Jan 2024 ⋅

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No One Wants to Hang Like That

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Fact.

Nov 2024 ⋅

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On a roll

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Perfect

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Beer Gonna Troll

Apr 2023 ⋅

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Be Like Worf.

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Spock Does It Correctly

Aug 2023 ⋅

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Nailed It

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Amen.

Nov 2023 ⋅

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Joker is evil but he isn’t THAT evil!

Oct 2023 ⋅

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Pat Robertson gets to the pearly gates.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Ahem

Dec 2023 ⋅

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Look at this, Kid Rock.

Apr 2023 ⋅

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Yea It Does.

May 2024 ⋅

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Get It Together

Apr 2024 ⋅

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Pretty Much

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Okay, Show of Hands!!

Aug 2023 ⋅

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Too Much?

Nov 2024 ⋅

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Finally Kissinger is Gone

Nov 2023 ⋅

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The Real Patriot

Aug 2023 ⋅

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Bill Hicks Was Right

May 2024 ⋅

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Pretty Much.

Aug 2024 ⋅

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Seriously!!

Feb 2024 ⋅

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Lost of Stickers Here

Jun 2024 ⋅

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Being anti-choice and hateful won't help you.

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Correct.

Sep 2023 ⋅

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Pat Robertson Gets to The Pearly Gates.

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Accurate.

Aug 2023 ⋅

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But this baby is adorable!!

Feb 2024 ⋅

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This Would Be Great.

Feb 2023 ⋅

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Exactly

Apr 2024 ⋅

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