every single time

Oct 2013 ⋅ ⋅

Where's the off button?

Sep 2013 ⋅

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hurricane machine rage

Aug 2013 ⋅

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well shit

Jul 2013 ⋅

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I've been waiting for this moment since i decided to get a waterproof laptop

Oct 2013 ⋅

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and that's why i hate having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night

Jul 2013 ⋅

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find a better way to advertise

Aug 2013 ⋅

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seriously are you even listening to me?

Jul 2013 ⋅

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why you no have this here, america?

Jul 2013 ⋅

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i still don't understand why they would take twinkies off the shelf

Jul 2013 ⋅

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still havent found it

Aug 2013 ⋅

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last time i tried being nice

Aug 2013 ⋅

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has anyone figured out a solution to this kind of awkward moments?

Jul 2013 ⋅

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fucking kids

Aug 2013 ⋅

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its nice to know you can finally make them shut up

Jul 2013 ⋅

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you can never get tired of anime

Aug 2013 ⋅

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mothers always know the right things to say

Aug 2013 ⋅

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why must you hurt me so?

Jul 2013 ⋅

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my friend wanted a single piece of gum for her bday...

Oct 2013 ⋅

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why do you ask if youre not gonna bother remembering anyway?

Jul 2013 ⋅

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but then i got put down by an angry mom

Jul 2013 ⋅

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i'm not but 'coming out' in front of my parents was kinda funny for a while

Jul 2013 ⋅

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i found a new appreciation for the use of goggles

Jul 2013 ⋅

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procrastination doesnt just end over the summer

Aug 2013 ⋅

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it was around 2pm...at least i dont know him

Sep 2013 ⋅

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But now it's too hot again...

Jun 2014 ⋅

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i want nothing to do with it until like 2 weeks before

Aug 2013 ⋅

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Hotel halls, magically making people ten times faster

Sep 2013 ⋅

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cats know how to get things done

Jul 2013 ⋅

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at least it was fun

Jul 2013 ⋅

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am i missing something?

Jul 2013 ⋅

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So either I get out now or I stay in till after the shower. Not sure which one is better

Sep 2013 ⋅

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oh the bacon goodness

Jul 2013 ⋅

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well then...

Jul 2013 ⋅

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she has escaped!

Jun 2013 ⋅

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I live with idiots...

Jun 2013 ⋅

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Hurts almost as much as a Lego

Jun 2014 ⋅

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someone please kill it

Jul 2013 ⋅

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every year in july

Jul 2013 ⋅

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i still dont know how i feel about this...

Aug 2013 ⋅

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I hate dealing with people

Jul 2013 ⋅

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my ocd...

Aug 2013 ⋅

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of course i have

Aug 2013 ⋅

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now im afraid it'll lay eggs in my closet and eat my clothes or something

Jul 2013 ⋅

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why must you talk?

Jul 2013 ⋅

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now i have to clean it up...

Jul 2013 ⋅

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one does not simply refuse reddit

Jun 2013 ⋅

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food glorious food

Jul 2013 ⋅

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i think i've used up all my energy in my dream

Jul 2013 ⋅

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I like standing anyway

Jul 2013 ⋅

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i wear dark sweaters a lot so this happens way too often

Apr 2014 ⋅

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at least theres still reddit

Jul 2013 ⋅

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i thought it was just going to be buried somewhere no one will ever see

Jun 2013 ⋅

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