Where are all my non-hetero-normative Church goers at? Can I get an amen/awomen?Aug 2023 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
He will get laid again. I'Il have sex withthis man. Let me just quickly change my sexual identity because I find this man to be incredibly stunning, attractive, and brave!Aug 2023 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
This is the face of the Orange Satan. Behold, him who spread Coronavirus to your grandmother and who often gave Lord Fauci a very shady, side eye. He turned himself in and for 20 minutes the world was finally safe from coronavirus. I took my mask off for the first time.Aug 2023 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Does anyone know if a bleeding rectum might cause a false negative? I've been around a Trumper recently and swear my fatigue is Covid!Feb 2024 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
People will come to love their oppression, to adore the technologies that undo their capacity to think. -Aldous HuxleyAug 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Clearly, the Orange Satan staged his own assassination to earn the sympathetic vote. Once elected, he will bring Covid back and we are all finished.Jul 2024 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
We could really use Belgium's former health minister back in these trying timesSep 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I am so exhausted of everyone's tired argument that this is not safe in the long term. How much more long term than 10 months do you want? Praise the Science that can determine the effects of the shot 15 years from now based on the first 10 monthsOct 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
All looks safe and effective until someone shits or farts....Apr 2022 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/CoronavirusCirclejerk
Holy Saint Suggests Pop-Up Vaccine Clinics at Church's Chicken and KFC to Get Black People Jabbed. Folks, this is not racism! It is about white people saving black people!Sep 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Had only these great singers worn masks.... They would still be with us today.Oct 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Rare Footage of Plague Rat Infested Florida! THIS IS WHAT THE MEDIA ISN'T SHOWING YOU!Oct 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Vaccinated vs Unvaccinated Water Fountains? Could this save lives?Apr 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
20,000 fully vaccinated, triple masked individuals in one Church. I have never felt safer.Oct 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Vile Heretics at NoNewNormal Have Been Quarantined. We can show them how to quarantine, Zoom, and inject themselves multiple times.Aug 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
The Orange Satan Is Returning to Twitter to Invite Insurrection and Spread COVID Disinformation!May 2022 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Hurricane Elsa Will Stir Up Covid Droplets In Plague Infested Florida and Carry Disease Up Coast!Jul 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I just learned horses get vaccines too.... Oh shit. I'm having a crisis of faith.Sep 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
It was not Lord Fauci who finally cleansed the land of COVID, but Lord Putin (MBUH) who dealt COVID the final deathblow. I am now a Putinist. This reformation is exactly what I intend to bring to the Church. No longer will we follow the wishy washy doctrine of Fauci. Hail our new czavior!Feb 2022 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID ⋅ #MBUH
Trust in Archangel Biden! Come on man, he knows what he is doing!Aug 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Lo, behold before your eyes. In the latter days, a squadron of brute warriors will rise up. They will take to the streets enforcing mandates, jabbing heathens, and fighting fascism. Their opposition will fall to the wayside. Lord Fauci will be their strength. - The Gospel of Tony 4:17-18Oct 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Does Lord Fauci Ever Read This Sub? If so, I am a healthy male (otherwise known as a birthing person) and I want to have your child! Masks Be Upon You!Sep 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID ⋅ #otherwise-known-as-a-birthing-person
Praise the glorious Reddit Overlords that NoNewNormal is gone and r/rapefantasies is still up! After all, it's unsafe to practice consensual sex during the middle of a pandemic!Sep 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID ⋅ #r/rapefantasies
Let us pray for Brother Trudeau. In the name of Fauci, we pray a hedge of protection over you until you are healed. May these Pro-Trump truckers repent of their wicked ways. They must not reach your underground bunker where you are retreating. Amen and Awoman.Jan 2022 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Wish me luck everyone. I am going for the Guinness World Record for most Covid 19 boosters. I'll be posting my GoFundMe later. I'll be selling shirts. And yes I take Venmo!Dec 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
A Doctor Who Doesn't Prescribe Treatment, but Just the Holy VentilatorSep 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
NoNewNormal sub has a mod who got the vaccine! Even the Orange satan's most devout of followers are joining the ChurchOfCovid!Feb 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Haven't used my car since 2 weeks to flatten the curve... Thanks to WWIlI, I'm ready to drive again. Did not worry though, I'll still be wearing masks and doing curbside pickup only.Feb 2022 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
When we build our Cathedral of Covid, we need these blessed fixtures made from empty Moderna vials.Sep 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Music can be played again. Thank you Lord Fauci. In your name we pray. Amen and AwomanJan 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Finally, the Orange Satan may go to jail! He was a racist, misogynistic, xenophobic pig who never wore his mask! He hated Lord Fauci and is personally responsible for my grandmother dying of long COVID! He rushed Fauci's perfect shot which prevented it from being even more perfect!Mar 2023 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Let's Lift Up Helen in Prayer Over Her Twice Infected Long Covid Diagnosis! Prayer Warriors Will Lift You Up (Hopefully)Jul 2021 ⋅ MoodysMood6 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID ⋅ #Hopefully
