Okay so today, I gave all my financial and personal information to a gold digging whore and I'm pretending to believe her jet black son is mine. I'm Bill Burr and this is Jackass.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
When your cohost explains that he's not chronically late due to his alcoholism, but because he has to avoid all the school zones on the normal route5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Get on Twitter right now and tell them Opie is full of shit or you're never getting back on our radio to plug your fucking shows again you mumbling Jew.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Long Island MILF loses bet with her stepbrothers - Good thing mom isn't around to see what happens NEXT!5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
I'm just saying Patrick, I think you're alienating our friends and maybe you should stop calling everyone a Nazi all the.... No, not again! Stop!5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Spent the better part of a decade sending threatening texts and emails to Opie, like a psycho ex girlfriend. When that didn't work he made up rumors about his wife. Ben Sparks is the ultimate faggot.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Oh good, Jimmy finally sent me an explanation for why he didn't come or call yesterday.... He said we can't advance his career and I don't have a penis.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Take note, child. My entire livelihood is vulnerable to reviews on Amazon.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Those sexist pigs just can't stop catcalling me! They all want me SO BADLY they can't control themselves!5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
When you realize Logan's not growing out of it, you're not getting grandkids and he's going to be bringing home annoying fags every holiday until you die5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Fatrick seems to be having some issues with Instagram now. What a shame, child.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
On this Christmas night, you... Christopher Kuhn will be visited by three ghosts.... (1/3)5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Two days after the funeral, the poker night crew decides to pay Anthony one last visit. And see if maybe he's still holding onto any valuables.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
When you've finally, after years of study, earned your Doctorate of Thoroughfare Defecatory Arts5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Proper parenting in the internet age can protect your children from online predators5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
He's typing this through ugly, ragged sobs, his fat fingers shaking with womanly emotion5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Things that plummeted less catastrophically than Ant's book sales figures 1/997875yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Here's your money back Opie. Could have finished it with or without you.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Says the fat homo who spends all day, every day even on vacation, Facebook posting Democratic party talking points and adding child to the end5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Can't believe Penny Marshall died today, she was in such good shape.5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Women I'd rather fuck than letting Linzbella spread her disease to me 1/3,710,295,6425yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony