Marge believed marriage was until death. Her husband's just happened to die quite fast, Marge mused while fiddling with her new designer-made funeral dress.1yr ⋅ Melthiela ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Jenny was angrily stomping her way back home, mascara flowing down her cheeks. It is true, I may have gained some weight since getting married, but nothing a New Year's promise couldn't fix. Tim is going to regret this!1yr ⋅ Melthiela ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
The good part about marrying young is that you also get to divorce young. Minnie would have no troubles forgetting all about Rob.1yr ⋅ Melthiela ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Kayla had something blue, and her gorgeous wedding dress certainly was new. Her husband was old, maybe his money would be something she could borrow?1yr ⋅ Melthiela ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Carl was gone, so were the kids. This is it. Minerva thought, before taking the last leap.1yr ⋅ Melthiela ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Sonya was sad that this subreddit was overrun by bots. Could the mods please do something about it, or have y'all forsaken us?4mo ⋅ Melthiela ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds