TFW no one wants a slice because your ogre-ass decided to use the whole pizza as your own personal plate.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Had to explain my shirt to a stranger at the grocery store today. ... I really just need to start saying it's an obscure reference to an old show.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
The stupid look on his dumb face when his idiot life choices caught up to him. Fucking Sokol.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I'm going to be within a couple of hours of the Trailer of Failure this weekend for a wedding. I really want to sneak away to see it.9mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I know that I'm on LinkedIn and you know that I'm on LinkedIn... I'm not interested in being further on LinkedIn1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
This asshole got married after getting caught on TCAP and going to jail. I can't even get a girl to call me back.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
TFW it would have been less creepy to just send her a dick pic instead.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Jeff Sokol explaining that a small penis is just a good as a large one.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Found posted on the fandom-wiki. An apparently recent-ish photo of the pizza predator.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Sokol even looked liked he was being a total prick during the booking process.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Everyone making fun of the fact that Lorne's trailer is about to collapse. But y'all forget that he's been fixing up his robot girlfriend's closet.7mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I'm going to have a lot of explaining to do if my Bluetooth ever decides to cut out8mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Happy Sokolversary Everyone! 6 years of content, here is to another 6 years2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
After reading his chatlog and listening to hours of catfish calls and the decoy calls. I think Lorne may have been lying to Chris when he said that he wasn't really gonna dew anything1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
there are some real weirdos on here some times and they might try to go upvote for you3mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I think we only have a couple of weeks left before Lorne has us all arrested.7mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
YOU LOGGED OFF OF THIS SUB AT 4:36 MY TIME, BUT YOU DIDN'T GET OFF REDDIT TILL 5:30. THAT'S 2 HOURS, WHAT OTHER SUBS DID GO TO FOR THOSE 2 HOURS?10mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Since the Sokol reposts are going around again. Here is a rare one of him at sentencing... That's probably a marriage contract that he is holding, still hoping it'll get him out of trouble.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I haven't done anything wrong. Coming into a stranger's house, without them knowing, with a plan to assault and drink with their underaged child. What's wrong... is that against the law?2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Sure honey. It doesn't sound like he is a dishonest dirty person.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Sokol Exclusive: Jeff swimming, recent (indisputable)11mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Jeff Sokol - whenever there is a Pizza Hut ad during a football game.3mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Wait. So the guy that showed up to the sting house with orange juice tried to legally change his name to Sonny Derek Porter after he got out of prison?!2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
How is that we have tons of information on some of the really obscure predators, but we have nothing but rumors on one of the most infamous?2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Watching Hardchuck1 nearly have a heart attack when Hansen walks in is the cleanest best pleasure.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
TFW your date just watched you bash your whole leg square in to the corner of the table, and you are trying to play it cool like nothing happened... but are actually in alot of pain.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Jeff being belligerent with Detective Kelley is so bizarre to watch: So what? So what?!, A drink!, You're insulting me right now!. What an asshole.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Dishonest dirty person. Doing my part to help the Google algorithm with its image searches.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
You've been texting with a guy for a while and you finally decide to meet up - and see where things go. Right after you send him your address he sends you this picture of himself. What do you do?2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
All we have are rumors and blurry photos of these elusive creatures2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Young brides, they grow up so fast. It seems like just yesterday that Jeff was driving her to and from middle school and her gay dance practices.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Small moments that are easily missed in Sokol's interaction with Hansen. In comments.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
You can clearly see that I'm very apprehensive about reusing this screenshot that I just used in another post.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
TFW you are trying to have a quite date night with your wife, but the table next to you is being rowdy.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
The manipulative and perverted chatlog aside. Does Jeff Sokol really think it's acceptable to hang out at a stranger's house without them knowing and their middle school age child is there alone?2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Shout out to Nervous Nelly during the few seconds that Jeff is taking off his jacket and making himself at home. Like a pro, she smiles and maintains eye contact with him as he creeps on her. But once his back is turned she stares at the pizza-oj combo with a what the fuck look on her face.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I think Sokol can officially be classified as a New England cryptid at this point11mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
87 likes update: I may be able to see the property tomorrow. Slim chance but I'll post to this sub if I do.9mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
He wants to get to level 87 with you, an idiot number11mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Lornographery has ruined me. The first thing I think is not of a beloved childhood classic, but of a 5'4 pedophile yelling at his robot girlfriend over the phone.6mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
🤖 I thought one line meant that I was having one baby 🤖 - what are some of your favorite quotes from Lorne's robot girlfriend?7mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
MFW I go to meet my online date and Chris Hansen is there7mo ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Is my translation actually wrong, or is it just Duolingo being Duolingo? And if it is wrong, why - it seems like it would be a nuanced reason?2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/russian
Jeff Sokol's I thought she was cool defense has some holes in it.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Rare photo of Sokol running to submit the marriage contract to the courts after Bailey's mom signed it.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
At around the 26:05 minute mark, Sokol tells Detective Kelley about all the Disney Channel shows that he jerks off to. I've always wondered how he thought this was a good defense strategy.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Fun fact: Daenerys in the books is about the same age that Kayla was when Lorne was chatting with her.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
What are some of the funniest or most obvious red flags that the preds should've picked up on in the chats or decoy calls.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Jeff Sokol is a clean and honest person. I have two young teenage daughters and I should be so lucky as to walk in one night to find Jeff hunched over his own gut at my kitchen island leering at my children while shoving pizza into his face.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
In a bit a poetic symmetry, Bailey's first words to Jeff when he contacts her on Skype are Who is this2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I love Dell's little chortle after Kevin Molesterbeck says well I'll watch ya. I sounded like she genuinely broke character in that instant and was actually laughing at Kevin.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
In Sokol's rambling plea to have his identity secretly changed, he mentions that he is trying to treat people with respect and wants to make new friends. But this is all predicated on the notion that he doesn't want to be honest with people about who he really is. Seems dishonest and dirty to me.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Blu3boy blessed us with an early morning release of the Cas3y recording. Lorne is confused by wet dreams and thinks it's awkward for a 19 year old to have sex with a 29 year old.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
OUT OF CONTEXT SCREEN SHOT. Chris Hansen looking like he's describing that one time he lost his cool, grabbed the back of some pedo's head and started repeatedly punching him in the face.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
How to romance a potential date, according to Richard Burnham:1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Just listened to Ambrosio's court reenactment. Pro-tip: if you're going to defend someone's character, after they've been caught trying to rape a 12-year-old and having cp, don't talk about the time they stalked small children around a fair trying to give them toys.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
This was the moment that Sokol took the permanent position of my most despised predator. Sure there are far more amusing predators, but none quite as despicable.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
when you were 12 or 14 years old, if there was some guy that appeared in your life and talking about having sex with you...2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Happy New Year 2022! Bailey turns 21 on October 21st of this year. Jeff and her will finally be able to have that vodka and orange juice together.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
This DALL.E AI shit is unreal. All that I typed in was 'Jeff Sokol'2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Gas station orange juice and your 12 year-old hookup's mom's vodka is quite possibly the best mixer there is for a first date. Stay classy Jeff. Happy Sokolversary everyone!1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
I've always loved this moment of nervous calm before the storm. Him hunched over his own gut, anxiously staring at the doorway with a shit-eatting grin.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
First few lines of Jim Rauch's chatlog. You just know that Dirty Old Jim was engaging in this behavior for years, probably long before the internet was even a thing. His normal routine was to get home from work, get drunk on vodka, and start showing is penis to kids in chatrooms.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
If Jim Rauch had been caught by Chris Hansen and Dateline, it would have been the most entertaining interview in TCAP/HVP history.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Seriously though, there has to be an online collection of all the uncensored dick pics the Predators sent.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Jeff trying to orchestrate it so a middle schooler makes the 3 hour trip by train to stay with him overnight without her mom knowing.2yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator
Wow. Cas3y makes Lorne go silent when she brings Myspace Molly in tonight's episode. He didn't even try to come up with a mumbling lie to try to defend himself.1yr ⋅ malice_hush_jolt ⋅ r/FansHansenvsPredator