Day 80: I Have To Remind Myself That Some Dads Aren't Meant To Be Caged. Their City Connects are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice.“1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 61: Arson Judge homers in his first AB against his former team. This should be illegal and he is Slammered.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 79: NLBest competition stares at Medusa and her Snek hair and all fall to .500 or worse. Medusa and her Sneklocks Slammered!1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 74: Taylor Rogers issues 4 consecutive walks in a tie game, including a pitch clock violation walk, is relieved by Brebbia, and then tosses his glove in the dugout garbage can. Slammered!1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 65: SDSU Aztecs lose NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship in humiliating fashion. Still came closer to a championship trophy than the Padres.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 66: Aroldis Chapman forgets which Kansas City team he plays for, plows into 1B umpire. Will receive Super Bowl ring at next home stand.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 73: Doggers commit NOBLETIGER in loss to Gaints. Tony gets a fresh satin Dodgers jacket.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 64: Brusdar Graterol gives up run in Top of 9th to give Sneks win, series tie, and 4-way share of First Place in NL Best. Never change, Doggers bullpen. Also, Slammered!!!!1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 63: Anthony Rendon assaults fan in Oakland. May face actual Slammer, but we at r/NLBest are judge and jury. Slammered!!!!1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 44: Gaints Security Guard interferes with catchable foul ball. Sentenced to life.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 67: Tim Anderson ejected and SLAMMERED for arguing with Logan Webb about being quick pitched.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 62: Rafael Devers hangs the “L” proudly as the first player in MLB history to strike out on a pitch clock violation.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 71: Rudy Gobert punches teammate Kyle “Slo-Mo” Anderson during a timeout. Sentenced to no less than 9 days in The Slammer.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 45: Sweet relief of death, I embrace thee. Gaints eliminated from post season. Lou Seal Slammered.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
“You better watch your back, Padres! Cuz Squirrel Master ain’t gonna be there for you all the time!”1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
“That first night in the joint, Fernando Tatis cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.”1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 11: NLBest might not agree about the best Mexican food, but we can all agree it ain’t in the Eastern Time Zone. Wil Myers = Slammered1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 52: If it hadn't been for Shiny Ear Joe, the Mets woulda advanced a long time ago. Where did ya come from? Where did ya go? Where did ya come from Shiny Ear Joe?1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 54: Rally Goose jumps turnstiles at Dodger Stadium. Guggenheim Overlords press charges.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
NL Best MiLB Affiliate Logo Playoffs Round 1: San Jose Giants vs. Rancho Cucamonga Quakes10mo ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 76: Evan Gattis Slammered and placed in General Population despite being labeled as a snitch. Dinger granted early release. #FreeDinger1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 75: Scum of Earth attacks beloved Dinger. Slammered to life sentence without parole.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 59: Jurickson Profar Slammered for failing to check his swing by 0.00005 millimeters.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 20: The Sun slammered for thinking every NLBest city wants to live in Snek Country1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 53: Josh Donaldson Slammered after getting backdoor'd on a wall ball single.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 22: Zaidi teases Giants with a sweep against a playoff contender. That's a slammerin'.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 40: u/Starhawk1106 turns himself in for leaving Mookie Betts out of a Dodgers v. Padres meme1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 72: Gaints commit second NOBLETIGER in 3-day span. The most noble of tigers is Slammered.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 39: Low content day.... Dinger Slammered for Rockies being eliminated from the playoffs weeks ago.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
NL Best MiLB Affiliate Logo Playoffs Class A Round 2: San Jose Giants vs. Lake Elsinore Storm10mo ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 33: Please NBC Sports Bay Area, get rid of this dude... Giants fans have already suffered enough this year.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 56: Dodgers eliminated by Padres with assistance from a greater white-fronted goose. Dodgers mascot (and every 8yo kid's nightmare) slammered!1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 32: More Rockies content requested = More Rockies content delivered. Kris Bryant Slammered.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Defense and bullpen commit seppuku as Giants blow game in 8th inning. Final score 5-1.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 47: Since Jarlin Garcia can't be Slammered twice, here's Esteban Quiroz for a TOOTBLAN.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 78: Mamma always taught me Two wrongs don't make a right. Draymond Green Slammered for stomping on Damontas Sabonis during Game 2 entanglement.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 26: Action Bronson defends NY Mexican food. Sentenced to Slammer with co-conspirator Wil Myers.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Gaints stink their way through the southwest, getting swept by the Doggers and Sneks in back to back series.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 41: Look.... you can't just be up there, you know, doin' a balk like that! Richard Bleier Slammered!1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 24: Jarlin Garcia v. Dodgers - 1.2 IP, 5 ER. Rest of bullpen v. Dodgers - 7.1 IP, 1 ER.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 57: Who are the 5 best rappers of all time? Think about it.... Ferdi, his buddy, that other guy, Dylan, and Dylan. Because they spit hot fire.1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
NL Best MiLB Affiliate Logo Playoffs Round 1: Kannapolis Cannon Ballers vs. Visalia Rawhide10mo ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
NL Best MiLB Affiliate Logo Playoffs Class A Finals: San Jose Giants vs. Fresno Grizzlies9mo ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Giants defeat Brewers in circus game full of mittfu*kery, balks, and offensive impotence.2yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
NL Best MiLB Affiliate Logo Playoffs Round 2: Kannapolis Cannon Ballers vs. Fresno Grizzlies10mo ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Day 50: Find someone who talks about you the way Karl Ravech talks about the Mets1yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest
Gaints lose close game they had no business being a part of. Final score 3-2 in 10 innings versus Brew Crew.2yr ⋅ lx5spd ⋅ r/NLBest