They call him Bob now, because he no longer swims. (X-post /r/fullscorpion)7yr ⋅ LoveIsANerd ⋅ r/HadToHurt
Lets go on Vacation she said, It'll Be Fun, She Said. You'll Love it, She Said. (X-post from /r/funny)10yr ⋅ LoveIsANerd ⋅ r/awwwtf
My cat walked right across my keyboard. (X-post from /r/artefactporn)10yr ⋅ LoveIsANerd ⋅ r/RedditThroughHistory