He hadn’t had a date in six months. “Unapproachable,” his last ex-wife had said. “Sal, you put up walls to protect yourself. You don’t let anyone in.” He had no idea what she could possibly mean.3yr ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Usually, Irene was quiet. Her friends, her coworkers, her ex-husband—they all thought she was responsible and reliable, if not a little boring. But at night, at the over 50 singles club, well... they didn’t call her ‘el Tigre’ for nothing.3yr ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
So what if her new hairdresser had messed up her cut just a little? Big deal. And so what if she had a big date tonight? Who cares? Not her! Shorter styles were in now, right? Right? Everything was going to be fine. Just. Fine. Deep breaths. No need to get hysterical. No need—oh God, oh God, oh God3yr ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
It was his first date since June had left. He didn’t feel ready, but he knew it was time. It was nothing special, just dinner and a movie, but somehow it felt like much more. He heard the bell ring as the restaurant’s door opened, and he looked up. He smiled. It felt good.3yr ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Foolproof Theory: Kim’s new look is actually elaborate performance art we’re not smart enough to get, a la The Weeknd. Everyone’s gonna feel real stupid in a few weeks when her brilliant ruse is finished...9mo ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/KUWTKsnark
Foolproof Theory: Kim’s new look is actually elaborate performance art we’re not smart enough to get, a la The Weeknd. Everyone’s gonna feel real stupid in a few weeks when her brilliant ruse is finished...9mo ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/KUWTK
My history teacher posted this on our online classroom. Other highlights from them include that Christoper Columbus was a hero “demonized by The Left.”3yr ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/TheRightCantMeme
First successful pigeon rescue!! Nabbed this guy by a crowded museum and delivered him to a rehab center. Cried a little when they said he’d be ok ❤️❤️❤️11mo ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/pigeon
Blatant cherry-picking and out of context screenshots (some of which aren’t even from the sub) apparently mean that Reddit’s biggest community for lesbians is full of femcels, TERFs, and blue-haired manhaters. Redditors stop hating women challenge (impossible)10mo ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/BlatantMisogyny
I reallyyyyy want one of those for my dorm room but I can’t find ANY Edward Cullen cutouts anywhere. I’m getting desperate. Where, where, where can I find one??1yr ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/twilight
Pearl fled the room in tears. Jon only smirked. What was she going to do, leave him? She knew as well as he did that the pre-nup was ironclad. She wouldn’t get a penny, even if she had caught him with her sister. “My past divorces have taught me well,” he mused, pouring himself a brandy.10mo ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Why would anyone construct a pool right next to the road when they have an enormous fenced-in property with beautiful grounds?? Make it make sense, Maddie and and weird aunt and pool boy toy10mo ⋅ LiviasFigs ⋅ r/MergeMansion