It activates as soon as you start washing your hands, thus getting the paper towel you're about to use wet.7yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
After I told my brother I broke the project from compiling in several branches.6yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Why you shouldn't let your computer unattended around other programmers7yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
What are some simple programs you wrote for yourself and now can't live without?8yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
This incoming call did not display any buttons. I had no way of answering it.7yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/softwaregore
Typing in multiple spots at once. One reason I will always stick with AppCode.6yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/iOSProgramming
Still long enough to make a Reddit post about it (Cocoapods stuck on master repo)8yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I've been using Swift since it came out and it has never occurred to me to just insert an array in a for in loop instead of declaring a new one.8yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/swift
I created a BOL generator at work in VBA. My coworker asked me what the gray boxes are so I made one just for her.8yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I'm not sure what the cover design has to do with my operating systems book.6yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/college
iTunes automatically added the album artwork to the God's Gonna Cut You Down song after downloading WKWYFL. Looks good.7yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/marilyn_manson
Something I've hated since Xcode 7. Autocomplete fails every time if the right side isn't completely empty.8yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/iOSProgramming
A few days ago, I bought my first bike ever. Already put over 20 miles on it.8yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/bicycling
Help me debunk this post that I hope does not get shared too much on Facebook. Supposedly Russian missile over Texas related to the sirens.7yr ⋅ Jozemite_Apps ⋅ r/Dallas