DM: The door is a hungry mimic! Player: I offer it my 10 rations. DM: Roll for--what??1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
New Player: Can I play a bard who's a paints spells with a giant brush? DM: Sure, I like it.1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: The enemy casts Heat Metal on your armor! Paladin: Well, shit. Can I roll in the snow to reduce the damage?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: The Red Dragon is storming towards the city. What do y--? Barbarian: HA! Stupid dragon! Stole yer shiny gold! It mine now!1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
As a DM, it feels good when players are invested enough to get cunning with encounters1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: You either agree this concept is bullshit, and we retcon, or you agree this is still legit.1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Why are there only Default and Variant Humans? If we're the most numerous and short-lived, then where are all the subraces? Do half-races count?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Wizard: What's it saying? Druid: *Slowly looks around the forest with growing confusion and horror*1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Where are the REALLY big bois?? I want a fight like Shadow of the Colossus!1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Mage Hunter: A client's paid us plenty to end your meddling. They take out scrolls of Antimagic Field. Go ahead. Wave yer fancy sticks.1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Necromancer: And here's Primrose. Poor girl, she just turned ten. Don't you want to tell her 'Happy Birthday'?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
You don't have to kill your PC to change your class; it is just an option1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
If an angel can fall, then a fiend could ascend! Paarthurnax-like NPCs and dilemmas would be awesome!1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Druid: I think the guards know you slept with the captain's daughter.. What do we do?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Player: I want to play a goblin! DM: Okay? How do you want to introduce them?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Other than materials, what divides constructs and undead as puppets of the weave?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Like Icarus, you shall fall for your hubris - AND I WILL BE THE SUN TO MELT YOUR WINGS.1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Lv 1 Wizard: Decades of wizard academy... and I don't even get a Fireball!?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Bard: Huh? Nothing is wrong with my spell! What does your Hypnotic Pattern look like??1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Players: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOW IMMUNE TO RANGED DAMAGE!? DM: Heh heh, Wither go brr. Players:1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: The mountain rattles, and boulders fall around the party and the bandits! Wdyd? Barbarian: I shove a bandit into the shadow of a falling boulder! DM: *Grins excitedly*1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
Pick one, or tell us what your party has done to terrorize your DM--I mean, BBEG1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes
DM: You realize this dungeon silences everything within its walls... Wdyd?1yr ⋅ Jeonsaryu ⋅ r/dndmemes