Peter Dutton uses his budget reply speech to announce the Coalition are going to meet and beat its Net Zero women policy by 2030, 5 years ahead of schedule1wk ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Fuck yeah. Albo viciously booed by people willing to drop $2000-$6000 on Australian Open Men's final tickets during a cost of living crisis. =)4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
“I mean what kind of leader doesn’t deliver large tax cuts for the rich during an inflation crisis just so they can get good headlines about not changing his mind? The voters in the parent committees at elite private schools will never get over a betrayal like this.”4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The Albanese Government is taking the next steps to ensure multinational companies pay their fair share of tax. Today we are releasing exposure draft legislation to implement a global and domestic minimum corporate tax rate of 15 per cent2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Victoria's land value tax on second homes and investment properties takes effect today. =)5mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Coalition can't even finish their first culture war before starting another one9mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Scott Morrison's new job? Being a low level Trump acolyte. Don't come back to Australia you cunt4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The Greens need to hire someone who's full time job is to follow around Mehreen Faruqi and stop her when she starts saying the dumbest things she can imagine3wk ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Anthony Green calls the Dunkley by-election for Labor. Congratulations Jodie Belyea.2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
I know you think the Liberals are bad now, but the next generation of Liberals are going to be so much worse6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Hey look the Liberals are going to actually have a policy. Lower wages and more people getting sacked. Going back to the classics4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
One of the Albanese government’s most senior cabinet ministers has declared that New Zealand, not the United States, is Australia’s most trusted security partner, sparking opposition demands for an apology to the global superpower2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Board members of residential aged care facilities face criminal penalties of up to five years in prison if they are found to be negligent, under a sweeping overhaul of the aged care act the Albanese government is considering5mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
“No whinging, no ‘let’s change the date’, no shops refusing to sell merchandise. Just the simple joy of flags, choreographed dancing and mass enforced participation”4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
ABC reporting a groundbreaking new strategy to run a successful business5mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Peter Dutton was unable to clearly articulate the Opposition’s cost of living policy in the lead up to the Dunkley by-election, because he was talking with a mouth full of caviar2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
If Dutton gets elected he is going to card you every time you want to jerk off6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
In Peter Dutton's Liberal party you are not even allowed to suggest having a climate change policy anymore.4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Turns out Dutton never wanted the detail. It was only ever a bullshit justification to attack Labor7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Daniel Andrews has announced he is stepping down as Victorian premier8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Fiona Katauskas in the Guardian. The truth about nuclear energy: not everyone wants to know2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Man charged after allegedly punching and kicking Sydney activist Danny Lim. Lim was campaigning for the Indigenous Voice to parliament at Strathfield train station when the alleged assault occurred8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The Albanese Government will introduce mandatory minimum classifications for computer games containing gambling-like content from September 2024. Anything with paid loot boxes rated M and simulated gambling R18+8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
While Scott Morrison is flogging his shitty book Plans for Your Good - A Prime Minister's Testimony of God's Faithfulness Simon Earle, the Labor candidate who stood against him in Cook saved 4 people from drowning after they were swept out in a rip8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Booth by booth, Indigenous Australians backed the Voice. A central argument of the Voice referendum was the attitude of Indigenous Australians to the question. Voting booth data shows they backed Yes in large numbers7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Is Peter Dutton is a nice enough guy but is he too woke to run the country? Australia needs leaders who don't run around getting offended on other peoples behalf and calling everyone they disagree with sexist6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
You can't give rich people tax cuts, they are just going to spend it all on drugs3mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Collingwood champion Darcy Moore has put his support behind the YES vote on 14 October. He knows how powerful listening to First Nations players is in a team environment, and wants that replicated on a national level8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
You do realize having breast enlarging image automation is worse right? Also incredible that Nine is running ads in their own apology statement4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
In opposition leader Peter Dutton’s seat of Dickson, the analysis found 85% of taxpayers would be better off under Labor’s plan than the stage-three tax cuts legislated by the Coalition4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Dan Andrew's power grows as he cancels Commonwealth games in Canada as well10mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
It's always nice when some Australian news breaks through to an international audience10mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Comrade Gina Rinehart praises the glorious Communist Party of China and calls for Australians to embrace Xi Jinping Thought1mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Behold the Liberal party in 2023: Former prime minister Tony Abbott has told a right-wing conference he had never believed in human-driven climate change as he vowed the “climate cult” would one day be defeated7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Liberals demand more migration from India and and accuses Labor of causing “unprecedented economic harm” to many universities and other education providers by slowing down international student visa processing1mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
How to become the richest cunt in Australia. Step 1 be born a trust fund kid. Step 2 bully your parents to death.10mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Peter Dutton drops in for French champagne with a former bikie convicted of a one-punch attack in 20222mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Lmao Dutton couldn't even get the Victorian Liberals on board with his attempted porkbarreling4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Peter Costello wants you to start raw dogging it. Are you really going to look at that face and say no?8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The guy worked for News Corp for 30 years and won 5 Walkleys so he knows what he's talking about4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Which politicians went to poor schools and which went to rich schools according to their parliamentary profiles.3wk ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
YouGov’s latest public data poll has found that 86% of Australians support “the right to disconnect”, a recently passed legislation. Voters across the board support this new law however Leader of the Opposition, Peter Dutton, has expressed his intention to overturn this legislation2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
I have already received messages from Liberal party insiders saying the “whispers” over Peter Dutton and Sussan Ley’s leadership strategy will start up again2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
First policy by Victoria's new premier. ‘Develop or sell’: Labor widens vacant land tax in Victoria8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Guess who's back? Tasmanian Liberals are running a ticket of 2/3rd's men including a climate change denier, an anti-vaxer, a tv personality and a former minister who is rumored to be under an anti corruption investigation3mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Australia ignored the United States-led Five Eyes meeting on UFOs, despite the US labelling the issue a national security threat, and senior Australian Defence personnel have been caught mocking the subject while preparing briefing notes, freedom of information documents have revealed7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Mining companies expect to spend up to $24 million to bury the Albanese government’s new industrial relations laws, surpassing the cost of the industry’s campaign to kill off Labor’s resource super profits tax in 20107mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Daniel Andrews has told his 1m Facebook followers he is going to hand over his account to his successor, Jacinta Allan, but has made one last post, recreating a viral meme from a 2015 trip to China8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The former Young Liberal member turned neo-Nazi who was sending death threats to Lidia Thorpe just got arrested for graffitiing antisemitic slurs. The dopey cunt got busted because he graffitied the same place three days in a row7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs man who joined the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Dutton's offensive comments have even alienated Tasmanian state Liberals, not that he cares1mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
A 22-year-old former public servant and Young Liberal who almost overnight became one of the nation’s most “successful” political lobbyists has been dumped by almost all his clients amid an anti-corruption scandal7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Tell your friends they can get all their shots for free at pharmacies from today5mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Coalition MP's desperately trying to distance themselves from Dutton's nuclear policy lest they lose their seats at the next election2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Coalition planning to break the explicit promise they made to the Australian people at the last two elections by voting to change the already legislated stage 3 tax cuts. Changing circumstances are no excuse for abandoning your election commitments, right Dutton???4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Guys I am starting to think there might be some deep cultural problems with the NSW police8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Victoria Fielding: The Voice Referendum has shown we have a toxic, broken media institution where lies are not only excused, but are characterised as clever political campaigning8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Landbankers threaten to leave if Victoria's vacant land tax passes parliament =)6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Liberals get their revenge on Dan Andrews through the only institution in Victoria where they still wield power6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Tasmanian Liberals promise to have any politician who disobeys their party leader removed from parliament. “Tasmanians have voted for a majority Liberal government, but this has been stolen away by individual MPs resigning from their parties and continuing to sit in the parliament as independents”2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Cope and Seethe liberals. May this be the first of many meltdowns over anti Murdoch legislation7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Projects hijacked by ‘political actors like Peter Dutton suddenly pretending to care about whales’. Consultations about possible wind farm developments have just begun, but already misinformation is flooding social media7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Fucking incredible ABC. “Free speech is meaningless if it is curtailed & weaponised to shut down everyone who doesn't agree” and also “we support our collogue who was sending death threats to FJ on behalf of the Alameddine crime family for saying things they didn't like”1wk ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Disgraced war veteran Ben Roberts-Smith was filmed leaving the offices of a bankruptcy lawyer in Perth on Thursday morning, less than an hour after a Sydney court learnt he had agreed to pay the costs of his failed defamation action11mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Sure Morrison is an fucking idiot but have you seen the rest of the cunts in the Coalition party room? ~Andrew Bolt 20237mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Optus contract ‘guaranteed’ job for Berejiklian. The former NSW premier’s contract with the telco reportedly included a clause that she would keep her lucrative job in the event of any adverse corruption findings11mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Maybe it's time for Fatty McFuckhead to lose some weight so his $40m super yacht doesn't ride so low in the water7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Fossil fuel giants and other foreign multinationals are again the biggest tax dodgers in Australia. Callum Foote and Michael West unveil the un-prestigious Michael West Media Top 40 Tax Dodgers awards6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The Country Liberal Party has made the ability to lock up primary school-aged kids a key policy platform eight months out from the Northern Territory election despite it having ‘absolutely no impact upon public safety’5mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Can't believe Uber would just come out admit how egregiously they are underpaying their workers7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Christian Porter hard at work trying to rebuild his shattered reputation9mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Victorian Greens are threatening to blow up Labors Airbnb and vacant land tax if it doesn't include rent control =(7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Greens already positioning to bash Labor over stage 3 changes. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Andrew Leigh: The Liberals voted against transparency laws that today revealed the tax affairs of 2,713 large companies. Labor knows that when multinationals pay less, Australians pay more. That's why we're working to close loopholes & open transparency7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Liberals already cracking over Dutton's new Nuclear policy before it even gets officially announced2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The NSW Labor government will take back control of the maintenance of its 95,000 social housing properties as part of its broader push to reverse the outsourcing of services to the private sector 💯💯💯6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
OECD can get fucked. Government is starting it's 2nd attempt to force companies to publicly report country-by-country tax data. Described by FJ as the biggest crackdown on tax evasion in human history3mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
ABC/RMIT fact check runs a promise tracker. 18 promises delivered, 40 in progress, 6 stalled, 0 thwarted or broken.1yr ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Consultants banned from public service core work. The APS Strategic Commissioning Framework released by public service Katy Gallagher on Tuesday says work including developing cabinet submissions, drafting legislation and regulations, and policy formulation must be done by APS employees7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Dan Andrews: So to every trans Victorian, I say this: Our Government will always support you. And we'll always respect you. Because your rights are not negotiable.1yr ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/LaborPartyofAustralia
The one issue that can unite all factions of the Liberals. No women in parliament3mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Really wish the Yes campaign had gone after Jacinta Price and Warren Mundine's credibility because there is so much material to work with there. Burnt everyone they ever met7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The Nationals coming up with the most dumbfuck reasons to oppose renewables. Michelle Landry, whose Capricornia electorate includes mining centres of Collinsville, Moranbah and Dysart, said regional roads were in “deplorable conditions” from heavy loads delivering the blades to wind farms.4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Sydney YIMBY: Today the govt has announced that they’re basically upzoning everything within 800m of stations. 3-6 storeys by default in R3 zones, townhouses and small apartment buildings in R2 zones. This is the very rare policy that actually meets the scale of our housing crisis head on6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Former federal Liberal MP Lucy Wicks reveals she is the woman who received 'abusive' texts from NSW MP which would mean we have another Liberal MP sleeping with their paid staff10mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Labor getting more threats and intimidation for standing up to Big Business. That won’t stop just because the labour hire legislation has passed.6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Business whacked by multinational tax crackdown. “We want to make sure that multinational corporations pay their fair share of tax because every dollar that multinational corporations avoid has to be picked up by ordinary working folks and we don’t want to see that,”6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The Zempilas household, and therefore the political project, is now being financed by pay cheques from Rinehart and Stokes. We’ve heard of billionaire bootlickings, but rarely like this2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Anthony Albanese’s detractors criticise him for flying around the world too much but he has gone on less trips than Morrison did even after excluding his famous holiday in Honolulu.7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The Coalition along with some sections of the media have labelled the Prime Minister 'Airbus Albo', decrying the amount of foreign trips he has made. But as RMIT ABC Fact Check found, the number of trips he has made is not dissimilar to his Coalition predecessors6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Gina Rinehart gets a mid-air boot licking. Australia’s richest person lamented the lack of thanks government gives to the mining industry. One Coalition MP was happy to fix that6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Parents and doctors will be urged to “affirm the neurodiversity” of autistic children and told not to try to “cure” them in the first national guidelines on how to support young people on the spectrum1yr ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/AustraliaLeftPolitics
Ok people, which one of Voldemort's cabinet is buying Nazi memorabilia?1yr ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
“We just want fair treatment in the media”: Victorian Liberals claim they are held to a tougher standard than the Victorian Labor government.2mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
SMH is now publishing opinion pieces written from the perspective of Albo's dog. Indistinguishable from a parody of itself8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Lmao. Sold your soul for the Liberals and they don't even wait for the referendum to finish before they throw you under the bus8mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Victoria Police has nothing to learn from her arrest: A policewoman who was arrested over false suspicions of child sex abuse will receive compensation after detectives mistook her 32-year-old former husband for a 10-year-old boy in an intimate photo of the couple7mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Australia’s third-biggest company, vaccine and blood products supplier CSL, has been accused of shifting up to $5bn in revenue to Switzerland over the past five years in order to crush its tax bill at a time the company was tied up in giant government contracts9mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Vote for the Queensland LNP so they can uh, increase your power bill and give the money to coal mines?9mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
The other bits from Angus Taylor's national press club speech. More tax cuts for wealthy boomers, more tax breaks for business and worse conditions for casual workers2d ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
I keep hearing people talk about this big campaign from the Greens to peel left leaning voters off Labor. Can anyone tell me when it's supposed to start?11mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
If not now, when: legalising cannabis for progress and prosperity. Members of the Left are calling on the Party to take the step to legalise cannabis. By taking this stance, the Australian Labor Party can lead the charge for a more progressive nation9mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
99.4% of all people work in jobs where most will get a bigger tax cut4mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
A Teal wave is threatening to swamp one of the Liberal National Party’s Queensland strongholds: the blue-ribbon Gold Coast seat of McPherson6mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies
Fuck I wish Canberra was actually as exiting as it sounds in the Murdoch press10mo ⋅ Jagtom83 ⋅ r/friendlyjordies