Mary, to Brandan: You need to control your emotions. I don't want our baby to see that you are like that. OH. NO. SHE. DIDN'T.7mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
Don't know if this is Big Ed's mom, Big Ed's dog, or both1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
I wanted to present this without comment but apparently commentary is required in the title. Now presenting, Tino the Tongue: or, The Slurp Seen 'Round the World. 🤮1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/thebachelor
I used a fellow snarker's gender-swapped photo of Khloe (credit in the comments) as a base to then merge it with Alex Roldan. For those of you still claiming he's not the father... well... 😂1mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/KUWTKsnark
When worlds collide! Who here is watching the new Ashley Madison Affair documentary? Stefon: This documentary's got everything. Lies, scandals, Josh Duggar, Big Hilly...11mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
De-fucking-FRAUDED!! Josh KISSED Meredith Vieira before marriage!!! lol it was so awkward and clearly Josh didn't expect it (oh, that *delicious* brief pause when he froze like waddafuh am I supposed to do??) and I bet he wanted to diiiie afterward 😂😂1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/DuggarsSnark
Am I Mandela-ing hard, or did they already have an episode where everyone dressed up like Kris?11mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/KUWTKsnark
Kylie's tour of her cosmetics lab looks like a fake tour that some family & friends & nurses staged and put together for a dying kid whose make-a-wish was to see a real-life makeup factory and they were like how can we make this place look exactly like a kid's concept of that1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/KUWTKsnark
lol fetal heartbeat. There's NO ULTRASOUND GEL on her belly. (Gel is required for conductivity in order for the Doppler to detect a heartbeat.)2yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Any other Bachelor fans do a quick doubletake when this woman showed up on the screen? 😁1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/WelcomeToPlathville
I've figured out what kind of moonbump she wears. They keep increasing in size every time she gets a new cat2yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Oh honey, you're going to have to try harder than this to steer him in the straight direction.1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/ILoveAMamasBoy
[Reading off her perfect-man checklist] Oh okay Kim. So you don't date men 5'1 and under? Who knew. Noted.11mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/KUWTKsnark
Barry, my man, ditch the comb-over. Look, I've done it for you, you would rock this.9mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/WelcomeToPlathville
Edu? Romeo? Is that you? You'll get about as much milk out of this mannequin as you will from Mami1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Ellie said that now that she and Victor have moved back to Seattle, she is the owner operator of Central Pizza. I thought she sold the place when she moved to Providencia? Did she just buy it back? That seems like it would be complicated.1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
These were supposedly taken right before and very shortly after birth. My, how quickly your lie--I mean hair--grows1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
CAESAR: All these guys are good looking. They're wearing the suit, everybody has their hair done. EVERYBODY'S HAIR:1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
I feel confident that this is not Laurence Fishburne but is in fact Jibri1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
Do you think Florian and Georgi's couple nickname should be Georian, or Fleorgi?1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/DarceyAndStaceyTLC
These are please save me eyes. Bini silently pleads for help while Ari gives seductress eyes.2yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
When did they start listing the age of the host? 👀 I don't remember them ever doing that for Chris Harrison. Heck I don't even remember them putting Chris Harrison's name or job title up. Am I wrong?11mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/TheBachelorette
I was watching TLC's Smothered tonight and I noticed an interesting resemblance between Kimberly and Jason 😁1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90DayFiance
What's up with Tania's date's giant ringworm looking crap?1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/90dayfianceuncensored
Totally normal. In that last photo, baby just folded itself into perfect pike position is all1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Boys, you missed a golden opportunity during this punishment to... (spoilers in comments)1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/ImpracticalJokers
I was having trouble sleeping, so I went to the Calm app to browse for a sleep story. I did not expect this. And it's far, far worse than you can even fathom. Can you imagine listening to this voice while trying to fall asleep?? Mmyeah. It's wi-yuld.1mo ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/KUWTKsnark
So there's been a lot about other celebrities being replaced, like Avril Lavigne or Britney or Eminem or Dave Chappelle. Has anyone ever mentioned Amanda Bynes??2yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/conspiracy
Eelaria is this you, in a restaurant or courthouse or friend's place or somewhere? (lol it's not, but probably will be soon. In fact, I probably just have her inspiration for her next pose.)2yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/HilariaBaldwin
Does this seem odd to you? (Maybe yes, maybe no, I'm just trying to see what you think.)1yr ⋅ horsetooth_mcgee ⋅ r/globeskepticism