“What a romantic story about our son killing a room full of people.”1yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/rickandmorty
“Ya know, in New Zealand we don’t say, ‘turn off the light’, we say, ‘turn on the dark’.”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
“This roasted nut recipe is my own blend of herbs and spices. It’s called Zeke’s Hot Nut Sack! ...Wut?”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
“Ok everybody, there’s gonna be some profanity comin’ atcha, so cover your ears if you can’t handle the b-word!”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
“I know we’re friends Gene, but in the pit it don’t mean ... crud. I thought I was gonna cuss, I really thought I was!”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
“This is your fault! And you got them weak ankles from yer mommy cuz I did not have no ankles when I did it to her!”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
“Yes Bill, I love Khan. Maybe if this trip works out I’ll marry him and live in Mexico forever. Is that what you want to hear?”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
“I ain’t got a narrow yur-ee-tee. He gets that from his mother. Hah! Mine’s so damn wide I could pass the child myself if I had to!”1yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
“A poodle? Why not go all the way and just get me a cat and a sex change operation?”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
“I’m Irish! I hope I don’t die from a wee bit of the consumption!”1yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
“We could live forever! All you have to do is merge mouths. Like this!”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
“Preacher, if y’all still in the baptizing business, I’d like ya to drown my boy Hank.”1yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
“It’s the human form! It’s the most beautiful thing you’re ever gonna see in your life!”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/BobsBurgers
“My life would be so different if my name was Thunder... or Sean.”1yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
“Alright, everybody. Next item on the docket: I would like to have sex with some of you and then eat the babies. ...I thought you would like that. I do keep rolling out the hits, don’t I?”1yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/rickandmorty
“Strkkland Propene does not have a vending machine. It smells and I thank God every day I get home that I didn’t get exploded. The end.”2yr ⋅ heyitsme123ac ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill