One of the greatest honors of my career: controlling the Memorial Day flyover at a WWI cemetery in France. Remember all our brothers and sisters that laid the ultimate price for our nation.1yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/AirForce
A few years ago, I received a haircut where they fucked my shit up but I certainly didn’t ask for it.2yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
The MLB app asked me to confirm if these were still the players I wanted to follow. Apparently I haven’t updated it since 2015. Makes me kind of sad.1yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Behold! The continuation of my most worthless TSTO accomplishment: 3 Million Krustyland Tickets!1yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/tappedout
On this day in 2015, the Mets were 12-3 and Familia already had 7 saves.3yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
I think that’s a surefire way to bring the country together again.4yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
No offense to the man, but I’m so glad we don’t have Buddy Carlyle winning games for us anymore.2yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Four years ago today, this is the lineup we trotted out to face the Los Angeles Dodgers.2yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
The Mets are tied with the Astros for the most players in MLB Network’s Top 100.1yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
My wife got me the coolest Mets-related gift I’ve ever seen. It’s a Mets clock carved out of a single vinyl record.1yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
If you’re feeling sad about the Washington Nationals in the World Series, maybe this fact about the Atlanta Braves will make you feel a little better.4yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
I’m used to Yankees’ fans saying some dumb stuff but this takes the cake.4yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Behold, the most worthless thing I’ve accomplished in my town: 2M Krustyland tickets!3yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/tappedout
Our rescue is the goodest boy. And that’s why no one else ever gets to see his DNA results.3yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/DoggyDNA
Four years ago today. Look at that lineup! Today, TdA is playing in a Game 5 with the Rays, Cespedes is dead, and deGrom is our ace.4yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Two years ago today, baseball stopped. Heyman tried to be optimistic. We wouldn’t see baseball again until July.2yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/baseball
Since there haven’t been any new Krustyland quests in ages, I decided to set my own goal. Finally passed 1,000,000 tickets. Now I can go back to ignoring it.4yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/tappedout
Seven years ago today, we were flying high after bashing the evil empire to a defeat.3yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
The biggest lie in the entire game. More like a 75% chance my next tap is 1 donut.2yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/tappedout
A pandemic is no excuse for not repping our team. Let’s Go Mets!4yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
If you come visit my town, make sure you take the time to see Lard Lard Lane. We have all the Lard Lards.3yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/tappedout
Three years ago today, I spent opening day in Afghanistan. Being downrange wasn’t going to keep me from sporting Mets’ gear.4yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Jeff McNeil cavorting with the enemy. Also, he apparently grew eight inches.5yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
The cover of the New Yorker, 2011. An incredibly apt picture to describe Mets baseball.6yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
My daughter's first Mets book really setting her up for the realities of Mets fandom.7yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
This tweet perfectly summarizes my feelings regarding all the SNY coverage of Tebow.5yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
The new name that appeared on my Special Order has me slightly concerned.6yr ⋅ DarkThorsDickey ⋅ r/WWII