Back at my favorite hardware store, I could barely fit it in my mouth 🤤2yr ⋅ DarkColorimetry ⋅ r/gaycruising
We just put smart bulbs in our room and I’m having fun with them3yr ⋅ DarkColorimetry ⋅ r/cosmoandwanda
We’re in our first week of training at a call center and a remote employee thought he was slick. He’s already been fired.3yr ⋅ DarkColorimetry ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Somebody’s dependa is about to go to captain’s mast (article 15 for the rest of y’all).3yr ⋅ DarkColorimetry ⋅ r/justdependathings
You still have to touch the knob to get out of this restroom at my office.2yr ⋅ DarkColorimetry ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
They might be Japanese futon beaters, but they didn’t get past me!6yr ⋅ DarkColorimetry ⋅ r/cosmoandwanda
This box of Fiber One bars could fit a lot more than 5, damn it.5yr ⋅ DarkColorimetry ⋅ r/assholedesign