her divorce gift to herself was just a touch of plastic surgery....worth it3yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
after 1800 fights they finally realized: she could never be a housewife, as the surf called loudly to her3yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
you call it “seasonal migration pattern,” but mom calls it “ oh that deadbeat decided to pop in on his children again”3yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
by his fourth marriage, his tux had faded to a soft grey, but everyone was focused on his new trophy wife anyways3yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Looking at the sunset alone just didn’t have the same magic anymore3yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Larry, after enduring three lockdowns alone, could barely keep his head up walking back from the pub3yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
he used to tell her “you’re getting fat,” but guess what Gary, she didn’t have to listen any more3yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Found this at my doctors office, spent the entire time staring at it1yr ⋅ colorsnumberswords ⋅ r/coolguides