Remember the time Mike Keenan insinuated that Willie Mitchell's stick was longer than regulation, so Mitchell showed up for the warmup with this?3yr ⋅ ahmed_shah_massoud ⋅ r/hockey
Another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy1yr ⋅ ahmed_shah_massoud ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
Saw an article about Bill Gates funding research into dimming the Sun and this was all I could think of3yr ⋅ ahmed_shah_massoud ⋅ r/futurama
Pretty sure this line wasn’t even supposed to be funny since there’s no canned laughter, but it gets me every time.2yr ⋅ ahmed_shah_massoud ⋅ r/seinfeld
Nimai Delgado. Claims he’s natty and vegan and got this physique through “intuitive eating”1yr ⋅ ahmed_shah_massoud ⋅ r/nattyorjuice