Claire: Jerry! Hi! Jerry’s brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Jerry: 5yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
Happy Thanksgiving. Now put down the phone and go spend some time with your loved ones. #Thanksgiving 5yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
This chart was carefully compiled by top Seinfeld scholars so if you disagree, you are wrong. 5yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
Have you seen this man? He's guilty of regifting presents and numerous other offenses. 5yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
Visit your local library today, where every book has likely spent some time in the bathroom. #ReadABookDay 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
It's said that soup comes before Schmoopie in Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Agree or disagree? 5yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
Before Jimmy McGill... before Saul Goodman... Bob was Elaine’s bespectacled boyfriend, Ben. 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
A sublime #FanArtFriday submission from Chris McGuire. Check out more of his work at . 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts! - Jerry, The Soup #Seinfeld 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
We defy all of you to come up with a better name than Seven Costanza. Let us know ⬇️ 5yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands? #ThePledgeDrive #Seinfeld 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
It’s #NationalCakeDay. Go ahead and splurge. Just be sure to avoid any sixty-year-old pastries. 5yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
Jerry, I’ve been preparing for this moment my entire life. “The Frogger” tonight on #Seinfeld! 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it! - Kramer, The Chinese Woman #Seinfeld 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
You know, if it was a regular salad, I wouldn’t have said anything... #TheBigSalad #Seinfeld 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
...Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. “The Marine Biologist” tonight on #Seinfeld! 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs. “The Engagement” tonight on #Seinfeld! 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
It's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and unbridled enthusiasm. #Seinfeld #TheDoodle 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV
As the leader, if I die, then all hope is lost! Who would lead, the clown?! “The Fire” tonight on #Seinfeld! 6yr ⋅ @SeinfeldTV