Selfie of the Millennium.

Apr 2019 ⋅

I bet they do. Don’t let these despicable terrorist-loving traitors anywhere near Britain again.

Feb 2019 ⋅

No.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Dad just won the Masters again.

Apr 2019 ⋅

The tale of two hugs. @TigerWoods

Apr 2019 ⋅

You OK mate?

Mar 2019 ⋅

RIP Stan Lee, 95. The genius who gave the world so many wonderful comics. A Marvel of a man.

Nov 2018 ⋅

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!

Apr 2019 ⋅

Who the f*ck are ‘BATE Borisov’... and how the f*ck have we just lost to them? What IS this insanity?

Feb 2019 ⋅

Rules are made to be ignored. ⁦@Redknapp⁩ ⁦@flintoff11⁩ ⁦@jackwhitehall⁩ ⁦@MarkWright_⁩

Jan 2019 ⋅

BOOOOOOOOM! ⁦@Aubameyang7⁩ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mar 2019 ⋅

BOOOOM!!!!!!!! 2-0. This is the best Arsenal performance of the season. Keep going lads. 👊👊

Mar 2019 ⋅

Two years ago today... and only six more to go!

Jan 2019 ⋅

Great work ⁦@Cristiano⁩ 👏👏

Nov 2018 ⋅

Great to see ⁦@ArianaGrande⁩ inspiring & delighting in such foul-mouthed abuse at the Women’s March. 👍

Jan 2019 ⋅

Wonderfully heartfelt tribute from Pele to the late, great Gordon Banks.

Feb 2019 ⋅

GOAT watching GOAT. @MichaelPhelps @TigerWoods

Apr 2019 ⋅

It's happening. It's really happening.

Apr 2019 ⋅

BREAKING: ⁦Tiger Woods storms into the lead at the Masters. ‘Do you believe in miracles?’ 👊

Apr 2019 ⋅

Geezers. @MrDDyer #ntas

Jan 2019 ⋅

Real men don’t do papooses. 💪

Jan 2019 ⋅

Ole’s at the wheel!

Mar 2019 ⋅

The Altar inside Notre-Dame Cathedral tonight. (Pic by Reuters' Philippe Wojazer)

Apr 2019 ⋅

🤣🤣 Can’t really argue..

Jan 2019 ⋅

America, what are you going to do to stop your mass shootings? How can 'nothing' always be the correct response?

Nov 2018 ⋅

Ozil pulling another sickie? Poor guy. All that sitting on the bench must be damaging his immune system.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Happy 4/20 Day! ⁦@SnoopDogg⁩

Apr 2019 ⋅

😂😂😂

Nov 2018 ⋅

😂😂😂 Love how petty & bitchy these ego-crazed celebrity clowns get on Twitter. Zero self-awareness, zero class.

Dec 2018 ⋅

D’ya want some? #PiersyBlinder

Mar 2019 ⋅

BREAKING: Fugitive Thames river speedboat killer Jack Shepherd, arrested in Georgia.

Jan 2019 ⋅

Hi mate @rioferdy5 - you still hiding?

Mar 2019 ⋅

Gutted for @DannyWelbeck. Poor guy. #afc

Nov 2018 ⋅

BOOOOOMMM!!!! 1-0. Great shot by Xhaka but what the hell was Flappy Hands doing??!! 🤣#AFCvMUFC

Mar 2019 ⋅

BOOM! 4-1. That man AGAIN. ⁦@Aubameyang7⁩ - Premier League top scorer. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jan 2019 ⋅

BOOM! 1-1. Thank you ⁦@MesutOzil1088⁩ - my Easter just perked up. 👏

Apr 2019 ⋅

Wow... @aliciakeys is ridiculously talented. #Grammys2019 🔥🔥

Feb 2019 ⋅

💯 win record for 2019 - we’ve got our pre-Emery-slump Arsenal back. 👊👍

Jan 2019 ⋅

Rabbit. Headlights.

Apr 2019 ⋅

Don’t. Say. A. Word. ⁦@susannareid100⁩ #afcvcpfc

Apr 2019 ⋅

December 1. I declare Christmas 2018 officially open for celebration.

Dec 2018 ⋅

12 people shot dead a few hours ago in latest US mass shooting - and this is CNN right now. Extraordinary.

Nov 2018 ⋅

Happy 70th Birthday, Prince Charles! Like the fine wine in our cellars, I think we’re both ageing magnificently.

Nov 2018 ⋅

So, Ole’s contract Gunnar Scarper? #MUFCVPSG 🤣

Feb 2019 ⋅

Every cloud... ⁦@missgemcollins⁩ #NTAs

Jan 2019 ⋅

See you soon New York - it’s been a while. 🍏

Nov 2018 ⋅

This might be my favourite piece of fan mail ever... thanks Laura! cc ⁦@susannareid100⁩ ⁦@GMB⁩

Feb 2019 ⋅

There’s a LEGEND in the house. Great to see you ⁦@IanWright0⁩! #afc #cpfc

Nov 2018 ⋅

BOOOOOM! 0-1 (0-3 agg). Great goal by ⁦@LacazetteAlex⁩. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #napvafc

Apr 2019 ⋅

This says it all. Masterful @MattChorley 👍

Mar 2019 ⋅

Powerful front page of Liberation @libe.

Apr 2019 ⋅

Dumb little douchebags. Take them to Auschwitz, then see how funny they find the Nazis.

Nov 2018 ⋅

*NEW: Merry Christmas everyone - the Kardashians are OVER! My new column:

Dec 2018 ⋅

*NEW COLUMN* Why President Trump has got to learn how to use the E-word.

Nov 2018 ⋅

My new @DailyMail column is about President Trump's failure to deploy the E-word. Posting soon.

Nov 2018 ⋅