I don’t know who this Emma Knight is, but she is wise beyond her years...

Feb 2019 ⋅

I had no idea.

Mar 2019 ⋅

That settles it. I’m going shopping...

Feb 2019 ⋅

#Firefighters don't make excuses. They answer the call. #workethic #noexcuses

Jan 2019 ⋅

I'm not looking to make #trouble, but this is #funny.

Aug 2018 ⋅

Texts From Mother (Warning: Dad had a wax job.)

May 2019 ⋅

#Farmers don't make excuses. They just make the rounds.

Jan 2019 ⋅

Best rendition ever.

Mar 2019 ⋅

Feb 2019 ⋅

Times change. Quicker than we think...

Mar 2019 ⋅

That does it. I’m calling my #agent. Freddy

Sep 2018 ⋅

Some unsolicited #advice, for a #Wednesday... #HumpDay

Oct 2018 ⋅

My favorite moment from our interview. @TBN #mom #aboutmymother #favorite #praise

Apr 2019 ⋅

All men are #created #equal. But some men are better than others... #dogooder #goodman #givingback

Jul 2018 ⋅

Quick #protocol question. Is it ok to serve #cheese on this? #PrinceHarryAndMeghan

May 2018 ⋅

Because some #posts are more important than others...

Jul 2018 ⋅

I've just been informed it's #NationalSelfieDay. Something to think about... #tbt

Jun 2018 ⋅

Jul 2018 ⋅

#TextsFromMother P.S. #mom

Jun 2018 ⋅

#OffTheWall

Feb 2019 ⋅

Been waiting in line for hours to get into #Mexico. Did I miss something? Did Mexico build a #wall?

Jan 2019 ⋅

#Lineman don’t make #excuses. They simply rise to the occasion. #workethic

Jan 2019 ⋅

#TextFromMother

Mar 2019 ⋅

Mom’s having a terrible time in #NewYork #aboutmymother #book

Nov 2018 ⋅

This was a fun one. Thanks @benshapiro

Jul 2018 ⋅

Didn’t know her. Kinda wish I did...

Feb 2019 ⋅

#TextFromMother #dad #cooks #renaissanceman #mom

Jun 2018 ⋅

#TextsFromMother

Jun 2018 ⋅

I wrote something similar ten years ago. This version is better.

Jan 2019 ⋅