Big news everyone. My son Patrick got engaged tonight in Bangkok. So proud of him and his new fiance. Mar 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Outrage jail from @gaffiganshow with @realcarrottop, @artiequitter, @realgilbert & @nickelback #tbt Dec 2018 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
I love Milwaukee. Part of me misses Milwaukee in December. A small part, but part. Dec 2018 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Crying children, long lines, and expensive prices don't scream vacation to me. #TravelTuesday #TuesdayThoughts Feb 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Has anyone ever finished their shampoo and conditioner at the same time? #WednesdayWisdom Apr 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Thank you to the teachers out there who encourage self-expression! #TeachersAppreciationDay May 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Now that it's 2019, you can ask me about my pants / belt situation. #fridayfeeling Mar 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
It's technically only one piece of cake if you don't cut it. #NationalCakeDay Nov 2018 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Do you like the food we eat before the food eat or the food we eat after we eat our food more? #tuesdaythoughts Mar 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Before it will be winter and i'll be doing things like not cross country skiing. Oct 2018 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
I think Polar Bears only do it because they don't have a shower. #2019 #NewYearsDay Jan 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
No need for @Colts fans to be shy. This is a great team. Can't wait for Saturday. 1-0! #Colts #ColtsForged Jan 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
I'm just relieved chocolate cake has its own national day. Happy #NationalChocolateCakeDay Jan 2019 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
Hard to believe another pale Gaffigan has been added since I complained about having only 4 kids. #wbw Dec 2018 ⋅ @JimGaffigan
