Happy anniversary to my son landing the most coveted role in theatrical history Nov 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Celebrating International Women’s Day by letting a random woman play the part of your wife Mar 2019 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Reminder that Gulliver’s Travels (2010) features the greatest death in cinematic history Jan 2019 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Hmmm so Jeff Sessions just happens to resign right at the start of elf season? ok then Nov 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
I woulda got away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling LITERALLY EVERYONE I’VE EVER BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH Dec 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
“So, to clarify, you have... nine different types of bread?” Subway employee - “that is correct” Dec 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Can’t believe they’re allowed to sell these. I mean, imagine how much pussy you would get Apr 2019 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
I don't mean to get anyone's hopes up but I think I just found a positive news article in 2019 Jan 2019 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
You'd think three spelling mistakes in the first five words wouldn't be possible, and yet here we are Dec 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Great to see the return of everyone's favorite superhero, Goth Dad #AvengersEndGame Dec 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
The Secret Service makes him wear the hat so he remembers which country he’s the president of Nov 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Look at the neckbeard currently on Sky News. Look at it. 0% of the beard takes place on his chin. Majestic 🙌🏻 Jan 2019 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Arghhhh. Fuck. You can’t just put something like this on display. What if a child saw it Oct 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
I saw these cool licensed key rings today. This is Sherk, SpongeRobert CubeLegs and anime lightening rat Nov 2018 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
“THIS MEATLOAF IS COLD. TODAY’S BINGO CALLER SPOKE TOO QUICKLY. DO YOU HAVE MY PILLS? Feb 2019 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
Sure it’s funny to laugh at 21 Savage but let’s not forget the man is a lyrical genius Feb 2019 ⋅ @Fred_Delicious
