Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and a spectacular new year... 🐍 Artwork by @ikuyoan Dec 2018 ⋅ @DavidBHayter
Wishing all Veterans a safe and pleasant Veteran's Day. Treat them right. #NeverForget Nov 2018 ⋅ @DavidBHayter
Today, I stumbled across the tragic case of the boy who became a parking meter. Jan 2019 ⋅ @DavidBHayter
Gentlemen, It’s important to have fun as you remove your holiday beard... #ProTip Jan 2019 ⋅ @DavidBHayter
Does #Mulan herself have the highest body count of all the Disney heroes? #Corrected Jan 2019 ⋅ @DavidBHayter
I may currently be at the nerdiest bachelor party in Federation history. @EvilTed40 #VasquezRocks Nov 2018 ⋅ @DavidBHayter
Carrie White is the one telekinetic movie heroine that no one wants to be. @StephenKing Sep 2018 ⋅ @DavidBHayter
