Just stepping onto Australian soil has boosted my testosterone by 40%. #ConanAustralia Feb 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
The sun is so strong in Australia this is what I have to wear indoors. #ConanAustralia Feb 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Most pictures of Trump look like they were taken during a 3AM trip to the bathroom. Mar 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
This is the 47th wedding I’ve ruined. When I hit 50 I can retire. #ConanAndFriends Nov 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
I've been paying The National Enquirer $10 a week to not publish this photo Patrick Stewart saying hello to me. Feb 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Thank you to the @sydneyswans for teaching me Australian rules football. Sorry about all the crying. #ConanAustralia Feb 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
People of Conan Town, we landed at the wrong airport. My apologies. We’re on our way. See you soon. Sep 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Ray Romano is a hilarious comedian, a kind soul, and a rare neurotic Italian. Mar 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Last night I brought karaoke to Japan. (At least I’m assuming it’s not a big thing here). #ConanJapan Sep 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
I put Starbursts in your dressing room as you requested, @tomhanks. #CONAN returns tonight @ 11/10c on @TBSNetwork. Jan 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
In Japan, you can rent a family. I rented one for the day and I’ve never been happier. #ConanJapan Sep 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Just before I left, my daughter said “Dad, don’t embarrass me in Japan.” #ConanJapan Sep 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Salt Fat Acid Heat is a cooking show on Netflix AND my 4 step process to get this hair. Jan 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
I’ll be sending this out as my holiday card this year. Apologies to my family. #ConanAndFriends Nov 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Thank you to @DelanieFischer for this great personalized mug by @dicksbydelanie. I’m both honored and offended. Dec 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Just landed in Sydney and was welcomed with a traditional Australian mylar balloon. #ConanAustralia Feb 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
Theory: Paul Manafort is the result of scientists trying to make a human Fred Flintstone. Feb 2019 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
I was truly honored to sign this tattoo of my first mugshot. #conanandfriends Dec 2018 ⋅ @ConanOBrien
