Blackface is racist. Orange face inspires blackface. And fuck-face is our president.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Hey GOP! Good news and Bad news. I'm just kidding. It's all bad news.

Jan 2019 ⋅

“Guns don’t kill people.” Oh wait, that’s bullshit.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Dogs are a man's best friend. Maybe that's why Trump doesn't have one. He's not a man and he has no friends.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Sometimes there’s only one word for someone. And for Trump, that word is________!

Mar 2019 ⋅

GOP-I have Good News and Bad News. Just kidding... It's all bad news

Feb 2019 ⋅

Guns don't kill people. Oh, wait. That's bullshit.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Collusion rhymes with delusion; but what rhymes with treason?

Apr 2019 ⋅

FOX is to America what diarrhea is to digestion.

Feb 2019 ⋅

On the rapture, God will leave behind the unworthy, the sinful, and the pussy grabbers. Shit! Please take him...

Feb 2019 ⋅

Barr will tell the truth when James Woods makes a good movie. #Resist

Apr 2019 ⋅

Larry Kudlow asks, “why would rich people steal?” I would answer “ask how they got rich.”

Jan 2019 ⋅

Remember, this is the kind of person that makes our fight both honorable and necessary.

Apr 2019 ⋅

If you think Capitalism works, you're probably poor and watch FOX news. I'd recommend something else.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Trump's climate is about to change. Bet on it.

Jan 2019 ⋅

Gangsta Nancy! Remember when everyone said, “She needs to be replaced?” ~crickets~

Jan 2019 ⋅

BlackFace is Racist? No doubt. But what about Orange Face? Hey Trumpers? Orange you glad you voted for a racist?

Feb 2019 ⋅

Trump must go, but the table isn’t set without Jared and these two pricks

Jan 2019 ⋅

“I like Trump because he’s not a politician”-GOP- so hows that working out?#CohenHearings

Feb 2019 ⋅

F. Scott Fitzgerald said there are no second acts in life. Too bad for Rudy, he was wrong.

Feb 2019 ⋅

Eric and Jr Trump: It’s like its no longer illegal for cousins to f*ck

Jan 2019 ⋅

One of these photos has “embarrassed our country.”-FOX news. Unfortunately it’s not the right one.

Jan 2019 ⋅

Watching Pelosi behind Trump, I had a wonderful dream. Gangsta bitches!

Feb 2019 ⋅

Trump tweets like a 2yr old craps his pants, but with less flair and substance.

Jan 2019 ⋅

Populism is a cute way of saying that America should be run by the same people who think we faked the moon landing.

Feb 2019 ⋅

This picture is titled, Unconditional Surrender. Or if you're being picky, Sexual Assault. USA USA USA

Feb 2019 ⋅

Daylight may be saved.... but is there any saving Trump?

Mar 2019 ⋅

Ann Coulter questioned his manhood and Trump tried to explain that he just came out of the shower.

Dec 2018 ⋅

If kids really need sports heroes, start right here.

Jan 2019 ⋅

Today was a good day.

Jan 2019 ⋅

One group is searching for the American dream. The other is destroying it. Which side are you on?

Jan 2019 ⋅

Feb 2019 ⋅

I want Individual One's pants to have an Individual Two. #Resist #ImpeachTrump #ProtectMueller

Jan 2019 ⋅

Google idiot and guess what?

Dec 2018 ⋅

Women 2020. It's time America. (even if it makes Pence cry for his mommy.)

Jan 2019 ⋅

How do you characterize a Sociopath in less than 280 characters? Uhh, it rhymes with dump.

Feb 2019 ⋅

My SAT's got me into one of the best community colleges in America.

Mar 2019 ⋅

Forget about Trump for :60 seconds Here's some good news. @pattonoswalt

Jan 2019 ⋅

Trump's women. Can you explain it to me?@billmaher @iamwandasykes @pattonoswalt

Dec 2018 ⋅

I’m looking for a word to describe how I feel about this. Oh yeah. You #motherfuckers

Jan 2019 ⋅

Another mass shooting and the same old bullshit. There are more guns in America than people. Prayers aren’t working.

Jan 2019 ⋅

Funny how GOP haven’t asked one question about illegal payoffs. Actually it’s not fuckin funny. It’s tragic

Feb 2019 ⋅

Google Trump (with apologies to idiots) @JamesKosur @maddow @KGO810 @RepSwalwell @PalmerReport @RepAdamSchiff

Dec 2018 ⋅