Of all the cars I’ve parked, this has to be one of the worst

Mar 2022 ⋅ ⋅

C’mon now, it’s not that hard

Nov 2021 ⋅

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Don't worry, I'll take care of you guys when I get back!

Apr 2021 ⋅

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worst car i’ve had to valet that i have evidence of at least back in february 2020. disgusting.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Who can relate?

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Figured I'd try and break r/Valet

Jan 2020 ⋅

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This was given to me with a straight face..

Jun 2020 ⋅

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This guy comes a couple times a year.

Oct 2020 ⋅

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One tipped $40 one tipped $5, can you guess which is which?

Feb 2020 ⋅

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A tip? Or not a tip? 🤔

Aug 2020 ⋅

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For those who don’t believe me. On a typical night my lowest class car will be a bmw or mercedes. This is also proof that the nicest cars arent the best tippers. The Bentley is a regular it’s a 2014 flying spur and it’s a constant $2 while the bmw key on the far left is a 440i constant $20

Feb 2020 ⋅

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Don’t forget to mark those damages

Jul 2019 ⋅

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I’ve never seen our key wall this empty. anyone else bored as hell right now?

Mar 2020 ⋅

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“How much is valet”

Jun 2019 ⋅

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Anyone else back to work?

May 2020 ⋅

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Since I personally can’t tell guests their car is disgusting :)

Jun 2019 ⋅

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Pray for me and my boyzzz

Jun 2019 ⋅

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Which one tipped more?

Jun 2019 ⋅

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Aesthetic

Jun 2019 ⋅

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Customer came in with this tire, gave us 50 to change it

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Wtf. This just rolled in. The guy that handed me the keys was just a normal looking business class guy.

May 2019 ⋅

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The “I don’t got no tip” Starterpack

Oct 2018 ⋅

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My biggest fuck I’m in 7 years of valet

May 2019 ⋅

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“If I had cash I’d tip you”

Oct 2018 ⋅

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when you park the shitboxes up front because half the guys can't drive a standard 🤦‍♂️

Sep 2019 ⋅

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4spd stick shift, with 2k original miles

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Parked a McLaren 570 GT this morning.

Oct 2018 ⋅

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Right side drive manual mini. I accepted the new challenge and it felt more foreign than driving a Bently LOL

Mar 2019 ⋅

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These Two Beauties Came In Today

Feb 2019 ⋅

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2018 dodge demon that I got not too long ago, the dudes always good for a twenty

Nov 2018 ⋅

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... excuse me... i lost my ticket... it’s the black tesla??

Aug 2018 ⋅

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Best carabineer for valet work

May 2019 ⋅

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Got the chance to park this '65 Rolls Royce today

Jul 2018 ⋅

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No key 🤦🏻‍♂️

May 2019 ⋅

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This showed up to my location

May 2018 ⋅

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I don’t work valet with my friends... because I work valet with my family ❤️🤧

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Worked a special event last night we got free pizza!

Mar 2019 ⋅

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If I would have known how bald this cars tires were I wouldn't have parked it

Feb 2019 ⋅

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Guy hit a pole/railing on the turn into the valet area and still asked if I could park it for him

Mar 2018 ⋅

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This was one of my all time favorite line ups

Aug 2018 ⋅

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Yea U know. Just working hard or hardly working lol!

Nov 2018 ⋅

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It was one of those picture perfect nights

Jan 2019 ⋅

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What vehicles aren't you guys allowed to park? I'll start 🙄

Sep 2018 ⋅

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Since We're Posting Selfies, Selfie With Rice!

Feb 2019 ⋅

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Lamborghini Huracan

Jul 2018 ⋅

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When it’s slow

Jul 2018 ⋅

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And the day begins...

Jul 2018 ⋅

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My lot tonight

Dec 2017 ⋅

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Drove my first Mclaren recently. Pagani is now the only brand of car I can think of that I’ve never driven

Sep 2018 ⋅

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Another day at the office

Nov 2017 ⋅

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I love December.

Dec 2017 ⋅

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Guess who showed up at my restaurant today!

Sep 2018 ⋅

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Last week during the Rodeo here in Vegas. This was maybe about a fourth of the trucks we had parked.

Dec 2017 ⋅

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Can definitely say this is a first...

May 2019 ⋅

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2 guy event

Jan 2019 ⋅

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Anyone got a tow hitch 🤧 smh rookies

Mar 2019 ⋅

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This is view from the parking lot of the favorite of my two jobs. Anyone work in any cool locations?

Feb 2018 ⋅

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Anyone else have people try to blame them for dumb stuff like this 🙄

Mar 2019 ⋅

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You mofos recognize her?

Nov 2018 ⋅

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One of 4 On the lot tonight. Dime a dozen now....

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Anyone have these light up valet signs at their location? We just ordered 3 and am looking forward to that new equipment feeling.

Jan 2018 ⋅

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Porsche - $2 tip gmc- $20 tip

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Just watched the lone valet get in my car, get out, walk over to BMW in the first parking space, move it somewhere else and push my shitty Subaru into that slot. After dinner he just hands me my keys and points to it. Should I have tipped him?

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Mind was blown when I saw this key

Apr 2017 ⋅

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Show me those VIP spots!

Aug 2017 ⋅

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Foreigns only Pt.2 🙊

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Valet at a posh hotel in Sydney, Australia destroys a Porsche and mildly inconveniences an XV Crosstrek

Jun 2018 ⋅

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When it's slow...

Jul 2018 ⋅

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Just doing my job... helped out a guy my boss said not to do any favors for because they had a feud before I transferred to this location...

Sep 2017 ⋅

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This made me laugh harder than it should

Oct 2016 ⋅

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Another $60k car with an upgraded ash tray!

Mar 2018 ⋅

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I see your two $2 bills, and raise you 3 more

Jan 2017 ⋅

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Today was a good day.

Jan 2017 ⋅

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You guys have pics of any weird/interesting keychains/rear view decor?

Aug 2018 ⋅

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Hello fellow Valets, what fancy car did you drive today? I drove a LaFerrari

Nov 2015 ⋅

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You know you've been doing this for a while when you can tell how much it is as soon as the customer hands you the money. Excuse the dry hands lol.

Mar 2017 ⋅

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Still using this sign at my site, nothing will ever change.

Jan 2019 ⋅

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#coneslifesmatter

Feb 2017 ⋅

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About those new signs...I love them. Bright as hell and really help provide a presence.

Jan 2018 ⋅

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ODV! Northeast, Tri-State

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Sometimes I take my box for granted.

Nov 2017 ⋅

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I run my own lot and we don’t charge our clients but a supervisor or coworker relieves me for a 30min break. I wouldn’t take something that wasn’t put in my hand but if someone did I don’t want to have to play detective. Why do people do this? Is this a test A tip Or just emergency drive thru money?

Sep 2017 ⋅

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This screen shows up when a Tesla is in valet mode...

Feb 2014 ⋅

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How the lots looking today

Jul 2018 ⋅

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I valet at a hospital. This was in a customers cub holder today

Sep 2014 ⋅

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Fisker Karma came through last night

Oct 2015 ⋅

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Yee Yee! Johnny Reb on the roof!

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Waiting on my guests to finish eating... only 8 left!

Dec 2017 ⋅

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Dirty like the way I make tips.

Mar 2019 ⋅

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I'll get something like this every once in a while.

Jan 2017 ⋅

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Foreigns Only 🤑

Feb 2019 ⋅

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Figured I'd post this f*cking thing

Mar 2017 ⋅

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Sometimes I wonder 🤔 then I realize they need to valet so I have a job 🤭

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Bro.... do you even valet?

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Today's first batch of cars went in order from largest to smallest (totally unintentional). Also r/mildlyinteresting lol

Feb 2017 ⋅

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How dirty is too dirty to valet.

Aug 2019 ⋅

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Feeling a little love for my company this morning and started doodling some logos to show my boss. What do you think?

Jul 2018 ⋅

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Anyone down to play a game? Post a pic of three cars side by side and try not to include license plates. Give a brief description of each person, like old guy, fat guy, rude lady and we can guess which is which. Here is mine!

Sep 2017 ⋅

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Guy pulls out a stack, and I mean a stack of $2 bills. Pretty unusual, thought I'd share lol.

Jan 2017 ⋅

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Rainy day but still getting steady traffic. How's everyone else's set up looking today?

Jul 2018 ⋅

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First time filling up my lot. Feels good man.

Jan 2017 ⋅

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2018 Nissan GT-R key fob

Jan 2017 ⋅

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