Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Done by Jewels Lasota at Sea Wolf Tattoo in Minneapolis, MN4mo ⋅ Nearby_Quality_5672 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Y'know, if it was a regular salad, I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the BIG SALAD!4mo ⋅ Just-Eddie-481516234 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Sure beats a movie about ketchup & mustard in the same bottle.2mo ⋅ _its_a_SWEATER_ ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Went to a Puerto Rican restaurant in Parker, CO and the restroom door has some familiar art.2mo ⋅ Shaka_Brands ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
I don't know about you, but I can only hear Newman's voice when I see this word1mo ⋅ AgentEndive ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
I always knew he had beautiful hands. So soft and milky-white3mo ⋅ triforce4ever ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy?3mo ⋅ RunnySmoky ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
“Extend the doors of the toilet stalls at Yankee Stadium down to the floor...”4mo ⋅ Background-Ad758 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Found at the thrift store. I could’ve sworn I returned to the library. 1mo ⋅ Arch_stanton1 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
It's a perfectly sane food to eat. Umm, interesting texture. It's chewy.3mo ⋅ Sonnyboy35aa ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Bozo the Clown visits the Oompa Loompas on the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory set, 19711mo ⋅ PollyCM ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy?1mo ⋅ CMR04020 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
If Seinfeld was aired back in 1912 instead of the 90’s.8mo ⋅ poorly_seasoned_milk ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
We’re gonna stick with the calzones from Paisano’s! (coming soon to my Chicago neighborhood)4mo ⋅ Just-Eddie-481516234 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
First time seeing a Junior Mints irl at 22 when I was visiting the US1mo ⋅ SirHarvwellMcDervwel ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
If I have to hear about this pig man one more time...2mo ⋅ Just-Eddie-481516234 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Thirty years ago today, The Contest episode of Seinfeld first aired1yr ⋅ keefhernandz ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
I’m not sure, but didn’t this girl out Jerry and George? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.2mo ⋅ notworkingghost ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Question from tonight's Jeopardy: ______? Is it ______?!?1mo ⋅ Wide_Environment3107 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub3mo ⋅ Sure-Ad-2465 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Maybe he has a closet full of them? End of the laundry rotation?4mo ⋅ Weak-Construction-98 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld
Michael Jackson drinking vodka with two little people - 1980s 2mo ⋅ Appropriate_Ratio835 ⋅ r/UnexpectedSeinfeld