This is how student athletes tell you they’re student athletes without telling you they’re student athletes.4yr ⋅ HarrysSweetDefender ⋅ r/UMD
To be or to not be a terp? Thou art fall thy terrapin pride? Thou Plymouth the looney vernacular art turf? Thy e studious the carrel until the soul is weary? Thy eat chicken until thy pleasure query? They Mary’s Dairy?1yr ⋅ Professional_Owl7674 ⋅ r/UMD
According to the dashboard, covid cases so far. I know reading it is confusing af (at least for me smh) so I figured out how to simplify it4yr ⋅ BIGLanny_ ⋅ r/UMD
anyone want a used calculus with concepts in calculus (ellis/gulick) textbook?9mo ⋅ shea-moisture ⋅ r/UMD
My friend who is a senior aerospace engineering major tweeted this today...6yr ⋅ nooodle_arms ⋅ r/UMD
Was just about to bite in to my buffalo chicken sandwich at south diner and then noticed it was a tad bit undercooked... #lookbeforeyoueatUMD6yr ⋅ king_stone215 ⋅ r/UMD
Why oh why does one have to pre- pay $20 in order to pay for parking via App at UMD? Parking here is preposterously difficult and I hate the parking authorities with a burning passion. I think this might be the most difficult place in the world to park. Thank you for letting me vent.5yr ⋅ jenhaus ⋅ r/UMD
Is Tuesday doable? I made my schedule around taking Justin for 241. Orientation advisors said it was manageable.2yr ⋅ SteelCurtainFTW ⋅ r/UMD
There's some Belgium chocolate hidden in the ice. If you can recognize this place, it's yours. The choc was placed around midnight of 01/175yr ⋅ ridersofrohan30 ⋅ r/UMD
When the professor knows Spring Break is right around the corner and student morale is low5yr ⋅ Goozombies ⋅ r/UMD
I thought the Running Man Challenge was epic enough, but they've added Testudo to Fortnite. This is simply the coolest.5yr ⋅ RustyRoseBush ⋅ r/UMD
When the survey people use a class from 2 years ago to get people to do their surveys...5yr ⋅ Goozombies ⋅ r/UMD
It’s been 80+ degrees in my dorm on South Campus for the last two weeks and there’s nothing we can do to cool it down. Gotta love it.3yr ⋅ extremotolerant ⋅ r/UMD
Instead of fixing a broken access card reader, the Varsity opted to remove the door handle entirely and a point of entry for residents.5yr ⋅ ifthn ⋅ r/UMD
Does anyone have or know someone that owns this hat? Need to borrow it for an upcoming Halloween party1yr ⋅ j_s_y ⋅ r/UMD
Due to Budget cuts, we can only provide each student with no more then 2mb of bandwidth.4yr ⋅ soji8 ⋅ r/UMD
“What is your name,” a UMD love story like no other. Let’s help this Terp out6yr ⋅ fifapotato88 ⋅ r/UMD
Just finished this wooden Maryland flag. Thought you guys might be the only people as excited as I am about this piece of Maryland pride.9yr ⋅ Christ_On_A_Crabcake ⋅ r/UMD
By the end of the semester they will be serving whole heads of broccoli and telling us to cut it up ourselves7yr ⋅ PotBellyGrabbit ⋅ r/UMD
Do you think high five guy goes to five guys to high five guys but only stays long enough to high five five guys at five guys before high five guy leaves five guys with some five guys to go high five more guys?7yr ⋅ Xray_Doc ⋅ r/UMD
Is this schedule ok? I'm thinking about adding a gen ed of some sort (chem engineering major)11mo ⋅ AviaryParadise ⋅ r/UMD