Step 1: Wrong number. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!

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No.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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How I let my sister know she's going to be an aunt

Oct 2015 ⋅

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My brother is in the middle of some intense Midwestern storms. Mom wanted to check in on him.

Jun 2015 ⋅

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I'm a deaf lumberjack and I'm OK

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Best Dad of the year.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Moved off to college yesterday. Looks like my mom misses me.. (X-post from /r/funny)

Aug 2015 ⋅

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I fckn love cheese

Mar 2015 ⋅

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My sister got a text from a hotel by accident yesterday. I couldn't pass up this perfect opportunity.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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My mom, everyone

Sep 2015 ⋅

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My friends Uber driver

May 2015 ⋅

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Want the leftovers?

Aug 2015 ⋅

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I'm visiting an old girlfriend in NYC this weekend and I thought I would get some perspective from my father. He's a great listener.

Oct 2015 ⋅

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A comma makes all the difference.

Oct 2015 ⋅

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Probably not sex.

Nov 2015 ⋅

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ABC's and ....

Jan 2015 ⋅

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My Dad......

Nov 2015 ⋅

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Been seeing this girl for about a week. Not the usual for this sub but made me laugh. After being in a terrible relationship for so long this felt good haha

Sep 2015 ⋅

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Wrong number texted me, I rolled with it

Jun 2015 ⋅

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...You're texting me

Dec 2015 ⋅

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How I know she's the one.

Feb 2015 ⋅

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My mom just got an iPhone

Dec 2015 ⋅

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You always remember and I dont even know who you are

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Talk Dirty To Me...

Oct 2015 ⋅

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He told me something he wasn't supposed to. My bf is such a romantic!

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Mate?

Sep 2015 ⋅

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Best mom ever

Aug 2015 ⋅

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A girl I'm seeing sent this to me. I think I love her, now.

Jun 2015 ⋅

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Still teaching my mom what texting is

Aug 2015 ⋅

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My girlfriend thinks I'm fat.

May 2015 ⋅

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They Always Remember

Sep 2015 ⋅

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I think I got in a fight with a stranger this morning

Dec 2015 ⋅

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My Teacher pointed a ruler at me

Oct 2015 ⋅

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My female friend recently became single and quit smoking.

May 2015 ⋅

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Maybe chat up lines aren't my thing

Jul 2015 ⋅

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She wasn't amused.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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From my sister's flight out of Vega yesterday.

Mar 2015 ⋅

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The joy of marriage

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Anyone else get this way when Reddit goes down?

May 2015 ⋅

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My farm dwelling mom is such a badass!

Jul 2015 ⋅

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True Friendship

May 2015 ⋅

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When you want to get rid of a Craigslist scammer.

Oct 2015 ⋅

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My wife ladies and gentlemen!

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Text from my grandma to my brother...

Sep 2015 ⋅

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Friend of mine replaced his mom's shortcut for 'home' with Hitler's Oath

May 2015 ⋅

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One of the best conversations with the fiance...

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Conversation I had on Friday.

Nov 2015 ⋅

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Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

Nov 2015 ⋅

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Thanks a lot, Mom.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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A guy can dream can't he !?

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Wrong number booty call. Sorry, not sorry.

May 2015 ⋅

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People on craigslist are stupid

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Desperation?

Apr 2015 ⋅

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I would have asked for meatballs

Jul 2015 ⋅

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So I know it's real

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Me and my brother. I miss him so much.

Sep 2015 ⋅

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Alerting my husband, who was at work, of the SCOTUS marriage decision.

Jun 2015 ⋅

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My wife keeps asking to go see Fifty Shades of Grey and I'd rather watch something else

Feb 2015 ⋅

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When your 50+ year old parents almost understand pop culture

Sep 2015 ⋅

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Thanks for the invite but...

Oct 2015 ⋅

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My wife hates her doctor

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Oh that damn auto-correct....

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Explorer? Really?

Jul 2015 ⋅

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Gave my GF my old computer:

Jul 2015 ⋅

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My friend got drunk for the first time in her life and decided to text me.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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It finally happened to me

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Break-up

May 2015 ⋅

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My 80-year-old fathers first text conversation

Apr 2015 ⋅

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I got my mom a phone. I've made a huge mistake.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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My brother texted me about his newborn baby....and someone else.

Sep 2015 ⋅

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I swear I'm not gay... fuckin' autocorrect

Oct 2015 ⋅

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Message from Mom on Thanksgiving...

Nov 2015 ⋅

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My friend Rachel can be pretty wild.

Dec 2015 ⋅

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Oh Jason

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Prank my boss pulled on my expecting coworker

Jun 2015 ⋅

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Would you take trade plus cash?

Jan 2015 ⋅

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How to properly arrange a hookup...

Jul 2015 ⋅

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Boyfriend tried to get me to come over the other night.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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That one buddy

Sep 2015 ⋅

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I hosted my Ma's russian friend...

Nov 2015 ⋅

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I have the best girlfriend

Jun 2015 ⋅

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I think this belongs here.

Feb 2015 ⋅

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I ordered a swimsuit from a distributor based in China...

May 2015 ⋅

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My dad has a sense of humour

Oct 2015 ⋅

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The difference between American cooking shows and English cooking shows

Oct 2015 ⋅

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9/11 happened a century ago. God, how do you not know that?

Jan 2015 ⋅

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My wife doesn't know how to do a custom dictionary I guess...

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Taco Bell Daredevil grillers

Aug 2015 ⋅

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She didn't understand

Dec 2015 ⋅

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Drunkemon

Nov 2015 ⋅

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Weird spam angle

Jun 2015 ⋅

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We were talking about designer drug dosages when my chef friend went all Donald Sterling on me.

May 2015 ⋅

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My SO and I have finally gotten to that gross/comfortable stage in our relationship. Well at least I have

Mar 2015 ⋅

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When you know she saw your message but won't respond

Nov 2015 ⋅

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My Mother's MMS Fail...

Apr 2015 ⋅

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My gf is brave

Jul 2015 ⋅

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So a wrong number texted me and I decided to troll him

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Mom doesn't screw around when it comes to move out deadlines

Aug 2015 ⋅

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My brother always worried about me stealing his gold.

Jun 2015 ⋅

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My mom texted me my butt.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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My girlfriend is a little strange..

May 2015 ⋅

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No escaping from the friendzone

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Never trust a fart

Sep 2015 ⋅

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I got my priorities in line. Woman tried to waltz into my life and interrupt raid night.....

Sep 2015 ⋅

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My girlfriend works in the ER.

May 2015 ⋅

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Just a normal convo with my bf

Mar 2015 ⋅

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Little brothers are... Interesting.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Just need an answer, dad.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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So I received a text from a new number...

Jul 2015 ⋅

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He expected to go to a bar that night.

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Seriously.....

Aug 2015 ⋅

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How my brother and I find our phones.

Mar 2015 ⋅

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Spelling

Sep 2015 ⋅

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Thanks, Apple...

Jan 2015 ⋅

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My mom when I work late

Sep 2015 ⋅

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My friend can be a bit slow on the uptake.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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He was in the next room.

Oct 2015 ⋅

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I get people excited just to let them down

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Rodger that

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Had a good laugh

Jul 2015 ⋅

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That's not possible

May 2015 ⋅

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Spider ass

Oct 2015 ⋅

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And your daughter

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Text I get from my girlfriend on her first day of vacation.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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Missed Call

Jun 2015 ⋅

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Gf wants me to dress better

Jul 2015 ⋅

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I hope that works out for them...and they learn to spell

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Life when you're the older person in the relationship.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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Our bunny was picked up by a hawk.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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not the reply i expected

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Delivery driver issue

May 2015 ⋅

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[OC] don't get too many opportunities like this!

Jun 2015 ⋅

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As a guy in a relationship, I have learned to celebrate the small victories.

Sep 2015 ⋅

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My dad thinks he's funny

Feb 2015 ⋅

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Baby dicks & moms baptism

Apr 2015 ⋅

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I mean, she DID say she would do anything

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Hilarity ensues

Apr 2015 ⋅

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xD

Oct 2015 ⋅

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Too soon?

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Always see the clean side of things :)

Oct 2015 ⋅

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