Do not corner me being, for I am an apex predator! I will strike you down.10yr ⋅ n0wl ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
I told you if you step on me one more time... (x r/animalsbeingderps)9yr ⋅ Candroth ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Unhand me! I am the master of all king crabs! (Xpost /thingsforants)10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Oh, for God's sake, take you hand off my nose. (X-post from /r/aww)10yr ⋅ maybesaydie ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
NO! I am the Forest Trickster, you do not rub the belly of one such as I! STOP!11yr ⋅ dressedseriously ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Human! If you don't let me down I will be the most uncomfortable pair of finger nail clippers you've ever had!!10yr ⋅ clark6050 ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Your intrusion into our territory will not go unpunished. For the King, for the nation, for honor, CHARGE!10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
I am destined to carry the world on my shell, and I will NOT be held by you, mortal!10yr ⋅ searingsky ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
(xpost from r/pics) Put me down! I am a military biohazard secret weapon of mass, stinky destruction!10yr ⋅ rshortman ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Here's how it's going to go: You're going to put me down, you're going to stop touching me. Or bad things will happen9yr ⋅ maybesaydie ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Release me, Human! Or else suffer the anguish of flesh ripped from your bones!10yr ⋅ oreotragus ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Stop touching me! This evil substance is not meant to touch feline skin!10yr ⋅ clark6050 ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
(xpost from r/pics) Let us out! We are the feared poison impalers!10yr ⋅ rshortman ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
I must insist you withdraw your hand and keep it to yourself, human.9yr ⋅ splattypus ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Unhand me, you fool, lest I devour you piece by piece! (X-post /r/dragons)9yr ⋅ IAMA_dragon-AMA ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Okay, that's enough. Stop! Stop it now! STOP KNEADING ME! (X-post from /r/cats)10yr ⋅ maybesaydie ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
My sister sent me a selfie of her and my cat. He is less than impressed.8yr ⋅ _FeedYourHead ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe
Hey! Put me back! I'll fly away if you don't stop touching me! (X-post from /r/Eyebleach)10yr ⋅ maybesaydie ⋅ r/StopTouchingMe