One of our associates is a violinist. She and a friend played Christmas music for our customers.Dec 2017 ⋅ KolaghanCasey ⋅ r/Staples
The staples man who was a master of clearance, protected by liquid armor, clean as whoosh, mindful as staples, protector of damages, and fighter of ESP. Some believe he exists, while other say he is just a legend.Sep 2017 ⋅ Backaim ⋅ r/Staples
Had to refund a self serve CPC order of 488 prints. For some reason it itemized the copies individually, producing this 11ft. receipt.Dec 2017 ⋅ ZaneMiddleten ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #f #11
I found some old Staples training VHS tapes in my office. They still work with our Built in VCR/DVD TV in our breakroom!Dec 2017 ⋅ randomortizjr ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #R/DVD
How I feel when I'm the only MOD there, and simultaneously someone's calling me over the radio, a cashier needs numbers, and I'm trying to sell literally anything on a PC with no market basket:Mar 2017 ⋅ TryAndFindMeAsshole ⋅ r/Staples
Just found this on Facebook....noticed it's a Staples store in the pic lololApr 2017 ⋅ BiezulbubBILL69 ⋅ r/Staples
when you pull up a customer's order in flight deck and it still says in productionJun 2017 ⋅ purescout ⋅ r/Staples
Does this seem too aggressive? Oh well, it's my last week here anywayJul 2017 ⋅ der_konig ⋅ r/Staples
When taking out the trash can kill you. Wind chill of -35.Dec 2017 ⋅ CPC_ND_Bold_North ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #f
Guy threw paint and glue around the store because we denied his returnJun 2017 ⋅ 47hourweeks ⋅ r/Staples
Almost out of networking gear, next to zero PC parts but we have PLENTY OF GODDAMNED EMOJI GEARJun 2017 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/Staples
Staples marketing fail - We wore these to advertise Elmer's new slime product. Looks a little more like underwear than slime to me (and one of my customers)Aug 2017 ⋅ justaredditboy ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #and-one-of-my-customers
Here’s one for the staples museum. Came in on load recently.Dec 2017 ⋅ DawnOfThePaperclip ⋅ r/Staples
Because if it floods, the printers will be fine with those covers on them.Sep 2017 ⋅ judithiscari0t ⋅ r/Staples
Awe! Some idiot litterbug left an orphaned box of toner on our doorstep this morning. Inside was a note with their rewards number.Dec 2017 ⋅ CPC_ND_Bold_North ⋅ r/Staples
The closest Office Depot is 9 1/2 miles away. Who keeps bringing this into our store!?Jul 2017 ⋅ DapperDuff ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #2 #1 #9
When your DM expects you to sell snake oil, credit card applications and lot of other services. #sacrificing people to the gods for a plentiful sales monthAug 2017 ⋅ elitenoob76 ⋅ r/Staples
Liquid Armor, with it's 9 hardness, would have prevented this glass crack from happening.Nov 2017 ⋅ Vjaa ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #9
Guys. Please. This doesn't encourage kiosk, it makes for annoyed customers that I have to do substitution discounts for.May 2017 ⋅ ANOVAsa ⋅ r/Staples
Most formal online pick up EVER. I bring up his package and he hands me this, the back is sealed with a fancy gold sticker and inside was his order confirmation slip printed on fancy paper folded perfectly. This guy sure has too much time on his hands, but I rate him a 12/10.Dec 2017 ⋅ UltramicroscopicSpud ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #12 #10
With great power comes great responsibility. The defender of the break room.Jul 2017 ⋅ HeyM4nNiceShot ⋅ r/Staples
If I had a dollar for every time someone drew a dick on this end cap I could quit staples and provide for my family and still have money leftover to take nice vacations every other month.Apr 2017 ⋅ codesterrr ⋅ r/Staples
My name is Alex. (When your CPC associate messes up an employees name tag)Dec 2017 ⋅ EasyTechPrincess ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #When-your-CPC-associate-messes-up-an-employees-name-tag
Someone took the shrink wrap off and tried to steal this empty box.Apr 2017 ⋅ YouHaveCallsHolding ⋅ r/Staples
So since the calendars are on clearance. I figured I'd pick this up instead of the Sports illustrated swimsuit editionApr 2017 ⋅ liquidarmorking ⋅ r/Staples
Found this from my manager who was alone in the copy center this morning.Apr 2017 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/Staples
The irony of this is as I was hanging it a lady asked if we could repair the broken keyboard in her laptop.Apr 2017 ⋅ RunningTheBored ⋅ r/Staples
To the store that save-a-saled over $1,500 in chairs with no ESP instead of just sending the customer over:Apr 2017 ⋅ TryAndFindMeAsshole ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #500 #1
I know Staples wants to be like Amazon and sell everything... but why this?Jun 2017 ⋅ Vjaa ⋅ r/Staples
Well that just cut the chances of us getting more accounts in half! Stupid marketing team the $50 off was barely working splitting into two $25 off is just dumbDec 2017 ⋅ EasyTechPrincess ⋅ r/Staples ⋅ #25 #50
Got some new poop emoji Bluetooth Speakers in, I bet they sound like shit.Jun 2017 ⋅ DapperDuff ⋅ r/Staples
How I feel as a lone MOD with green associates in every dapartment and BTS ramping up...Jul 2017 ⋅ TryAndFindMeAsshole ⋅ r/Staples
...... attention all people when you ring a transaction make sure you say all thisJun 2017 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/Staples
When your future owner calls to ask the price of brother toner.Aug 2017 ⋅ EasyTechPrincess ⋅ r/Staples
