They're using a cardboard cutout for a security guard

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Guys make sure you are wearing body armor. You never know when it may save your life. My vest stopped a rifle round today.

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Awarded for saving a man's life yesterday on the city bus. Subject overdosed on narcotics and was not breathing. Fortunately I had narcan and training for the situation. Being a Transit security Officer can be tough but days like that make it worth it. Stay safe out there everyone.

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Criminal starting their own security company

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This new training is tough, can you guys help me?

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Am I cooked?

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Holy moly what's going on here.

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Wrongful Termination? (Explanation in comments)

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Passed my armed security qualification

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Working for journalists requires some niche needs in gear, like a fanny pack across your chest.

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Seen in the wild... do you think this loadout is necessary for a small “bar & lounge” in Southwest Ohio lol

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My coworker’s sense of humor... ski masks on the headrests.

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thoughts?

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Finally got approved by manager to wear plate carriers. Trying to look tacticool any advice?

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5 day protection detail

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One hour until my last night shift is over and I’m onto full time days!

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Found on property. Not exactly subtle.

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you’re doing your patrol and you see this foo straight up posted. what’s your next move?

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Some of my kit. Cannabis Secure Transport.

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Pocket Dump

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1 1/2 months into armed guard.

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Aaron Salter retired Buffalo police officer who was working as an armed guard and was killed in the 2022 Buffalo shooting after engaging the shooter. Thank you everyone who shows up and risks your lives on the job.

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Rate My Duty Set Up

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hoooly

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Thanks Safelife! Gonna go impersonate a cop now facepalm 🤦‍♂️

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Another one

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We make less than them now. Guess I'll go get an application for McDonald's.

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Any night shift guys bring a jetboil to work?

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They all of a change of heart.

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Have a nice weekend

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Dude decided to lift his shirt and assert his dominance with his superior gut

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Rate My Duty Belt

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I take your K9 and raise you one feline

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Family got me this gear stand for Christmas and I think it’s one of the best gifts I’ve ever gotten

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Thank you for your uniform

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There are better things in life

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What are your thoughts of Emergency Call 911 decals on the patrol vehicles?

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Not all of us, but most of us.

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I know some of you feel the same way.

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Private security at a synagogue in Florida

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Anyone feel lonely?

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LMAO

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How are you feeling right now?

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Mfs after doing night shifts three months in a row ( I see shadow people)

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I went by a site to scout it out for my shift later, found two radios just laying on the ground. Steller work, boys.

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Observed and reporting this dumb ass I met from r/AntiWork earlier... (I’m working OCONUS on a contract and was sharing my shitty work policies)

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TFW a cop pulls onto your site.

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The Q word

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Why overcomplicate things 🤷‍♂️🤪

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Best Security Jobs/sites??

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When you encounter patients/homeless folk whom have the ability to talk you to death.

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y'all may get a chuckle out of this 🤟😅

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Mfers be guarding a CVS looking like this

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How I feel working in casino/resort when I first started vs now.

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I Mean, It's Not Wrong

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Thank you for your service

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A theme park Halloween event near me has a security themed haunted maze this year.

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Armed Guard budget setup

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See y'all on my next scheduled shift

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Trespasser has a broken wing, so I named him Jimothy and I’m driving him an hour and a half away to a wildlife rescue when I get out.

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My current uniform (I purchased a generic amazon shirt until official shirt comes)

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Keeping the memes coming. All my hospital guard will feel this one.

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is it me or does that eagle look like it works the night shift

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Guess I'll die then

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Who needs a baton anymore!

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Caught this guy trespassing. What to do with him?

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Night shift check in, how's your post holding up?

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Okay wtf is this vest?!

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Golden age of security

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Does your company have a lot of women?

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Overnight security at a mobile home park. Made a friend! Yes, she is inside my car.

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Ladies and gentleman, I found another picture of agent wolf

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POV you're a gate guard

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Anyone have co workers that show up drunk?

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🤣 Get a load of this car

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Rate his gear setup.

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meirl

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Facts or no?

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While we're discussing industry uniforms, I'd like to submit my nomination for a peak security uniform.

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It's the most satisfying

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more go juice pls

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Back with a fresh meme

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Not the best way to represent your ad..

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And companies wonder why they can’t keep a full staff

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Since we're talking about the beauty of job sites. This was one of my job sites. Guarding a massive commercial cannabis farm in the mountains.

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New AUS field supervisor stopped by and said my shoes are not shiny enough.

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For real😆

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Who makes these job postings

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1930s Security guard Uniform

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From the people who brought you fuck you you ain't a cop, I'd like to present:

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This is true in many fields, but especially in security.

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For all the night shift guys out there. Any of you ever get caught sleeping?

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Happy Birthday

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I had this tubby trespasser last night.

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Not how to respond to your supervisor?

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Someone decided to bring a ballistic shield to this post!

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Pro Tip: Stash $5 in quarters under a rock for those unexpected 16 hour shifts so you can hit the vending machine if you don’t carry cash.

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When your relief comes late and still try to have the lets shoot the shit for 10 minutes conversation, as if they came early.

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After 10 years of special event security I finally got hurt on the job

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Does anybody actually watch cameras

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Saw this gem today.

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Difference between night and day.

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Give that guy a raise!

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Found a real gem, yohb? 😂

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Air National Guardsman who got arrested after taking a rent-a-hitman site seriously and not walking away after multiple attempts used to work for AUS. As a for Allied Universal employee, I am not surprised.

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. 8 hours of getting paid while I do my homework 📚

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Give me money

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Post your patrol vehicle

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Happy Friday. What's the most bullshit moment you had this week?

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They already killed the manager

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Those pretty lights that everyone else see? They’re motion-activated. That’s us patrolling round-the-clock. 😵‍💫

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We've all made this leap at some point

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I know its not an option for everyone, but to those who do have the choice.

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Ah shit here we go again...

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Do people like this really exist? Have you worked with any?

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Me responding to mental health emergencies that I am not trained for:

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12hr armed, no pto, no call ins, no weekends, work lunch, and sorry u can't use our breakroom

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We've all been here at least once.

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Sounds familiar...

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when the plant is closed, it's neg 45 and you bored as fuck but you still do outside rounds (Duh)

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Tasers

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I'll place my bets on Crackhead McGee

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A Security company in my area sent one of their guards out into the field with this uniform

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I guess when they're hiring, anyone will do just for a warm body

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Navy issued gear

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Gee thanks for the less then cost of living raise

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Poor hygiene

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How

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Is most of this sub unarmed?

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One security company’s plan to beat the frigid temps...

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Waiting for next shift be like...

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Based on recent events

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Rate my lunch for overnight shift

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Which one of y’all?

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The fact we needed to put this sign up

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Trespasser of the year.

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“But whaddabout mah geriatric psych patients?”

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Pay: $10 an hour

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LOL

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Go home just to sleep

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Fast-paced environment

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My husband wants to be a security guard. Who pays the best for armed guards?

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When it is 30 mins after shift end and your relief has fallen off the face of the planet

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New gig, upgrade belt

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Hey, your relief just called...

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