So, before my ex-coworker left the company a few months ago, he decided that random stored procedures should stop working when the world ended. I'm spending the day hunting through all our source code for this date.Dec 2012 ⋅ soooclever ⋅ r/programming
Visual Studio 2012 costs way too much in Canada... Seriously Microsoft, this is stupidSep 2012 ⋅ povrazor ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #2012
I am a developer for a very large consulting company. This is what comes from one of our best developers. ಠ_ಠApr 2012 ⋅ iROFLd ⋅ r/programming
We are trying to hire a programmer. And this is the kind of resumes i'm forced to read.Jul 2012 ⋅ vagif ⋅ r/programming
I'm adding steam achievements into a game I programmed 3 years ago... oh god why didn't I comment this...Jun 2012 ⋅ Glaiel-Gamer ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #3
This is the entirety of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, encoded one letter per pixel.Mar 2012 ⋅ roddds ⋅ r/programming
I have never been more angry in my life. (sqlite docs)Apr 2012 ⋅ SauceOnTheBrain ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #sqlite-docs
Tower of Hanoi solution written in C... In a toilet stall at uni.May 2012 ⋅ ProbablyOnTheToilet ⋅ r/programming
you can definitely be a Software Engineer and never right a single line of codeJan 2012 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/programming
Proof that programmers are trolls by nature. Gets me every time. (strftime)Oct 2012 ⋅ warrendunlop ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #strftime
Scumbag GitHub? I felt REALLY dumb when I did this, but I'm not sure the UI isn't partially to blame, either.Nov 2012 ⋅ csfreestyle ⋅ r/programming
Battle of the 80's - advertisement for the Z80 from May 1976Mar 2012 ⋅ xroni ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #1976 #80
I opened up the documentation on a specialized printer DLL, and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. (Yes, this is the official documentation)Mar 2012 ⋅ naqutramas ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #Yes,-this-is-the-official-documentation #this-is-the-official-documentation #Yes
ActiveState keeps Komodo 7 features running when they know your copy isn't legit. Nothing has made me want to save up and buy an IDE more than this.Nov 2012 ⋅ codysnider ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #7
Game developers: What could cause this unusual explosion of polygons? I've occasionally seen it happen in a few games over the last several years. (xpost from /r/DayZ)Jul 2012 ⋅ arcooke ⋅ r/programming ⋅ #xpost-from--r-DayZ #xpost-from #DayZ #r
This might not seem like much to you wizards, but I am fucking proud of myself.Jun 2012 ⋅ G-0ff ⋅ r/programming
This calendar depicts the day of the month using only two dice. Is it possible to write a program that figures out how to write each month's abbreviation using three dice in capital letters? Assume C rotated = U, M = E, and, if needed, L = J.May 2012 ⋅ RockofStrength ⋅ r/programming
I was messing around with some web design in Firefox today and found this. This is pretty cool!Jul 2012 ⋅ quinbd ⋅ r/programming
Cleaning out the office and we were confronted by this bewildering gentlemenSep 2012 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/programming
Girl only told me the first and last letter of her name. Poor girl didn't know I know some UNIX. May 2012 ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/programming
