This voluptuous carrot I found at the grocery store

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Was this intentional?

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Eyes

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Hmm

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Wow

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J i g g l e

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my first impulse would be to lick it 😋😂

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Always use phallic rounds

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Town-Approved Christmas Decor

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Fruit of the Hakea (Australia native)

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These bananas are making me feel things

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Airlander 10. World's largest Aircraft.

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I am confused by the message from the church

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Testing that joystick

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Amidst the chaos of life, find peace in the serenity of freshly fallen snow

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\_(ツ)_/

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Oh my

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I am confused by the message from the church

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Thicc

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Sword of meat

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You'll see it once

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It just flourishes open

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Judging by the watermark this helium aircraft exists somewhere else on Reddit...but is it here yet?

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Pipe relining

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I feel weird

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Boeing

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Wet knob, I mean knot

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Moving Meat

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Am I the only one?

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Oooh

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Bad Piggie

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Hooks and loops

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Metal ball and magnetic putty.

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Amazing Flower Dripping Nectar

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Plug

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Is it just me?

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fellas... is it gay to ride a 59-foot dildo into space?

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He got GIRTH!

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Seductive mushroom.

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this ficus...

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The asparagus looked very...happy this morning

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Coupling ritual of two trains in the wild

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The most detailed photo of a human cell.

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What happens if you jerk off a cattail plant

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god damn, peanut butter

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Stupid sexy Komodo Dragon

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How to survive in the wilderness

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honey...

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That jiggle 😍😩🤤

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Can’t quite put my finger on it..

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This sauce i found at my local grocery store

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Handy Guide

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This USB hub...

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shooting ballistic gel

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He got GIRTH!

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Hentai bondage vibes

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Everything reminds me of her.

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Hmmmm

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Easter bunny cake

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Oops!

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Arousing grilled cheese

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this probably belongs here

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Just don’t

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Somehow I think this fits here.

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Imagine what you would find in there...

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Kesus

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Well, here I go again...

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Barely counts as Oddly

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Spongebob's brain

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🔥 Shroomfull! 🍄

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Is it just me?

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Hair this soft

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I feel like the universe is telling me something...

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This thermos

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butthole candles

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Aroused peanut butter

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There’s something about this

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Naughty Valentine

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Drop it low

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Double the pleasure?

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When I opened a new tub of butter tonight...

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Airlander 10. World's largest Aircraft.

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mmm, croissants 🤤

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Inside a steel tube being crushed.

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Looking for a single serving cinnamon roll recipe - found this sexy surprise.

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Unclogging a backed up laundry chute

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Or is it just me?

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A perfectly peeled slice of mandarin

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Nice spade

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Roses are known for being rather soft

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This macha financier from my local supermarket

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When you think she's innocent

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Splitting cattail

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So giggly

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Why is this... hot?

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Ok who made this!?!

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Are you a leaves man or a roots man?

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I cannot see anything else in this art.

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Pants that provide access

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Thigh high crocs

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Magnetic clay

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Smooth

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UwU

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Plug

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Python in the sun

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Another Kate Bekinsale addition

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Sex on the beach

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This strawberry tho

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This was the first hole of mini golf while on vacation.

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I don’t know why, but it just is!

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Just get to the good part

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Fluffy Jiggly Japanese Cheesecake...

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Idk what it is

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Oooh

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The new roomba is amazing.

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Elephant breasts.

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Shooting an arrow through an arrow [X-Post /r/nevertellmetheodds]

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Thomas the tank engine

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Banana standard

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Seamless metal peices

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Some good lookin’ eggs

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This still-frame of Juli Reding's head in Tormented (1960)

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Is quarantine getting to me or...?

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I bought a peach lip balm and my boyfriend pointed out that it looks like a nipple

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Wrap that thing.

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The 9/11 Memorial given to the US from Russia.

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She likes it

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Softbody Tetris

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Shame they didn't pluck it when it was fully ripe...

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