Found on Instagram

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Joshington?

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Found this post in the wild, thought y’all might enjoy.

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Can’t believe names in other languages exist, gross!

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My daughters kindergarten class.

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Thoughts on the concept of middle names anyone?

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You guys out there doing the work for all of us

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I felt like this belonged here.

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Your child isn't an accessory to you witchy ass aesthetic

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I snorted.

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Thought this belonged here..

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What would you do lol

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people in my math class were trying to misspell everyone's names as horribly as possible and it reminded me of this sub

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Lindsay Lohan baby name reveal!!!

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I’m setting my kids up to be bullied because I don’t want a “jew” name

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Why would you name your kid after a drug?

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Found in another group. OP's daughter's preschool class.....

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Manifest Destiny [Credit @shitpostgod on IG]

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Saw this and ran here.

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Glad they asked...

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Made up name? From a culture you don't fully understand? With a history of forced anglicizing? Check, check, and check.

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Honestly, iconic

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The devil works hard but this sub and the reddit algorithm work harder

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ugly aesthetics 🤝 ugly baby names

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I peed on all these names, they are mine now. You can't have them!

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user wanted to name their son colt and then proceeded to dehumanize the baby by not calling him by any name

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Rebel Wilson and her siblings

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Our baby is DARK. The perfect pure fair baby we thought we'd have isn't here. What names can work on a DARK baby?

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Are they..starting to see the light?

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The little girl has Down syndrome and this is what her mum named her

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I really hope this is a joke

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very unique 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Lucky... because his parents were lucky?

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Stop

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Irish names

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This did not give me Dohp Amin (dopamine)

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Because of course hair and eye color are important

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This sub has ruined me. I saw this and immediately started thinking up nicknames

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When Chase is suddenly the most sensible name

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Philly Cheesesteak

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Shocking news. So weird she'd want her child to have a name she could use as an adult.

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Keith being a popular name in Pakistan is killing me. of all the names

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Hodgkin

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Ewwww

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Nick Cannon's family tree

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my mom’s unprompted name suggestions

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Saw this on instagram. It’s pretty accurate 😂

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Conrad (shamelessly stolen from r/ShitAmericansSay)

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Horrendous sibling names

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What in the holy fuck?

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OP is thinking of naming her daughter a racist word soon (:

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I like to imagine his sister is named Branddaughter 😍

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boy names, but for girls

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tweet

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Quirt

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Ah yes the nickname is the issue here

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🤦‍♀️

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What in the fresh hell are these??

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A girl I went to HS with is pregnant.... This is the name they're going with.

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Lovely parents...

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Influencer Trisha Paytas naming her baby daughter “Elvis”

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We have this guy to blame

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This cottage core page gets more cringe by the second

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“I gave my daughter two boy names, but I really worry about people misgendering her, so I put this huge bow on her head”

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Real post in a pregnancy group. Poor child.

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Clearly a joke but I like the spirit

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I thought the plaque said Ham Alexander...

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Naming twins essentially the same name 🙃

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The way I did a double take

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when I say that I RAN here

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Oh phuck

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Uhhhh

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Found on a FB Mom Group

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I’m gonna need the TayTay stans to chill a bit

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Absolutely incredible

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Gonna name my kid Ganondorf!!

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There’s a chance I’m pregnant with twins

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I have never come to Reddit so fast

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I thought I was on this sub at first 🤦‍♀️

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Celine Dion's twin siblings

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giggity

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COTTON????

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some of my favorite baby names ❤️

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So, so many naming tragedeighs

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labia was not a strong start in the slightest but CELERY and OVARY really took me out of it 😭

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Someone’s a superfan.

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This feels insane to me.

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caught in the wild (pun intended)

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Moonbye

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I thought this post was from this sub at first, but I was wrong.

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We trolled our family with our new daughter's name

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parent is confused why most people don’t know the old English pronunciation and teachers are deferring to proper phonetics

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Internet LOL

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my act of heroism yesterday

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Do parents still think such names are unique?

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she really naming kids like they’re animals....

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found on instagram. the comments were tearing op up.

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Don’t let the new moms get their hands on this one

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what

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✨Pia✨

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At least one of them had common sense

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Another Case of First Initial + Last Name Combo on Work/School Email Embarrassment

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“Stop giving your children ridiculous names” is official guidance by LDS leadership now. 🤣

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I have no words...

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Gonna name my kid Ganondorf 🥰

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Outjerked by the main sub once again. Praying this is satire

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This felt relevant here

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...Soup?

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I honked

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This post is what made me rejoin this sub after having to make a new account

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My kid is named after a flower but uh, not THAT one.

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Still didn’t have a name for my baby at 9mo, but this appeared at Target like a sign from the Goddess 🥰

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My best friend teaches 1st grade...

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Gnarly Rae

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“I didn’t want the other one to feel left out”

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She’s asking for suggestions because her husband keeps shutting down all the names she likes

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thought you guys would get a kick out of this breakdown

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just in case anyone was wondering the snapchat AI is NOT a reliable source for baby names.

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Roarah Lionah

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Ok, same game. But circlejerk style.

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TIL there’s a technical term for your child’s name manifesting their personality 😂

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Might as well go with Accident

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Wtf is going on today on r/namenerds? 😂

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I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: themes are stupid

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OP is looking for unique names, that aren’t completely dumb.

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Found in a Cottagecore group

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Had to share my son's third-grade class name list at Lakewood Elementary School!

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Kids from my daughter's elementary school. (They are not related)

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One post about parents who brought their child to Burning Man

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this sub has corrupted my brain

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Patrick mahomes kids names .

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I'm so glad they had a specific chocolate for my kid Toblerone! He gets made fun of a lot for it, but I think it's a beautiful name 😌🙏

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Wryvhyn

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Help! Husband and I are torn between Fishyl and Octopousleigh.

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Saw this old post from the og sub. Funny stuff

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Verse and Valley. These are the worst names for boy-girl twins I’ve ever seen

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I was looking at baby rooms in Pinterest, and just found the parent who deserves an award for giving their baby the worst name in the world. Congratu-fucking-lations

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Her name is Flo, but I bet you misread that sign (I know I did)

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Please no

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ignore the post, focus on the name delilah-tulip😭😭

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I am going to get Vhyolent

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Found on the front page of Reddit today lol

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Due date group strikes again. Introducing the L.D. brothers.

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Poor kid named by racist dad

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Oh lovely

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Babe, wake up! It’s time for your daily synesthesia karma farm!

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As a Boston native, I’d like to shout out my cousin for naming her twins Frank and Andrew like a sane person

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Names of kids at a birthday party in LA (thoughts?)

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United under r/namenerds

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