I’m drunk mofos. Went to the ER today with problems they said they can’t help. Booze is working though so I think I’m a doc. Bet you cat guess what movie this is. Twenty points to the right guesser. Peace bitches. I’ll be checking guesses til Tuesday then deals off5yr ⋅ satansnutsackhair ⋅ r/imdrunk
Why isn't this place more popular? Methinks frunks all arond would find it. This is a hairless bear.13yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/imdrunk
I spent 100$ at a bar tonight, so my brother could get a Bartender Job. Hopefully it worked. I'm Hammered. This took a few tries and a lot of editing to write.12yr ⋅ FrankFeTched ⋅ r/imdrunk